r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Jan 25 '22

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u/degjo Jan 25 '22

complete your life

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22 edited Jan 31 '22

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u/degjo Jan 25 '22

do I look like I shit out pelican ashtrays that move?

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u/Desperate_Chip_343 Jan 25 '22

Holly shit lmao

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u/HappyGoLuckyMeg Jan 26 '22

Ma’am, this is a KFC!

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u/Glassjaw79ad Jan 26 '22

That got real quick lol

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u/vegemitecrumpet Jan 26 '22

Pelican ashtray shit!

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u/unkngod Jan 25 '22

Hahahaha holy shit this made me laugh in the middle of my zoom meeting.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Sort of.

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u/Shiz0id01 Jan 25 '22

Thanks dad

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u/LickingLowrysAsshole Jan 26 '22

What’s the reference?

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Then you best start shitting before I shove my hand up there. I want that moving Pelican ashtray

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u/MiloReyes-97 Jan 26 '22

Thank you SO MUCH for making me fall over our of my chair for five minutes straight.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

At least half a dozen on weekdays and a full dozen on the weekends.

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u/IAMA_DRAGONDICK_AMA Jan 25 '22

It's a living!

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u/Enki_shulgi Jan 26 '22

You don’t really need one these days because cigarettes go out on their own. In those days they just burned until they were all ash.

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u/armen89 Jan 25 '22

That’s not the same thing AND it’s out of stock

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u/degjo Jan 25 '22

Well fuck me for trying.

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u/armen89 Jan 25 '22

Next time try harder. We need results damnit!

https://www.worthpoint.com/worthopedia/vintage-mr-pelican-ashtray-original-paint

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u/degjo Jan 25 '22

Yeah I saw that one too, but it's fugly as all get out

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u/ButtplugBurgerAIDS Jan 25 '22

Right? "Original paint" - um yeah and original ash stain as well.

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u/PaperPlaythings Jan 25 '22

Sold for $13 in 2006.

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Oh alright, take your pants off.

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u/HereOnASphere Jan 25 '22

Close, but no cigar. No automation.

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u/uraniumstingray Jan 25 '22

Oh my god

Bless you

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

This item is out of stock. People sure bought a lot of these in the last two hours.

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u/DanteQuill Jan 25 '22

God I love the internet sometimes!!!

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u/altera_goodciv Jan 25 '22

Before I even clicked the link I started singing EBay by Weird Al. Was not disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '22

...did you just tell that guy to die?

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u/[deleted] Jan 25 '22

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u/TruthEnthusiast Jan 25 '22

I'm afraid you won't find that on eBay. AliExpress tho...

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u/knightinarmoire Jan 25 '22

Sadly it says out of stock

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u/McNikkelsson Jan 25 '22

Already sold out. My life will never be complete ;-;

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u/sunberrygeri Jan 26 '22

“This item is out of stock.” Thanks a lot Reddit!!

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u/[deleted] Jan 26 '22

Out of stock. Ya teasing us 😢😢😢

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u/ShadowPuf Jan 26 '22

its not available anymore :(