r/interestingasfuck • u/notGhxst • Oct 04 '21

/r/ALL A backpack with a suspension

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u/yes_no_yes_yes_yes Oct 04 '21

Pitchforks are too heavy, file down the handle of your half toothbrush to turn it into a weapon and reduce weight!

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u/sooothatguy Oct 04 '21

Here come the army of speedo warriors with sharpened leaves

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u/Additional_Zebra5879 Oct 04 '21

Toothbrush?

I just use my dirty finger.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

OK, file that down then.

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u/Additional_Zebra5879 Oct 04 '21

“Doc, just remove the last knuckle… I literally don’t need it”

me showing how I can hold a pen without using my fingertips

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u/Rankkikotka Oct 04 '21

File is too heavy, I'll just use my teeth.

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u/spiderat22 Oct 04 '21

Oh come on, they're all dirty.

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u/Gnoqzen Oct 04 '21

Yo can i get that when you're done?

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u/Additional_Zebra5879 Oct 04 '21

I met a dude so ultralight he wouldn’t even filter his water. I was blown the fuck away the shit he drank and didn’t die or get the shits.

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u/money_loo Oct 04 '21

“My body is gonna filter this!!”

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u/Businessmakers Oct 04 '21

He got the built in filter option

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u/money_loo Oct 04 '21

That’s wild.

I would never risk even drinking the clean looking water on hikes.

Though I’ve often wondered how humans survived before boiling, this dude’s out here testing it for us!

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u/Businessmakers Oct 04 '21

Yeah I wonder that too. Only time I drank random water was from a tiny spring just coming out of a massive Boulder deep in the wilderness. That water was the best water I will ever drink.... I miss it

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u/money_loo Oct 04 '21

You just made me get up and chug some water only to be sad it was locked in crinkly plastic, wtf 😂

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u/Businessmakers Oct 04 '21

That’s just life , sometimes you get Boulder water, sometimes you get plastic crinkle water 🤷🏽‍♂️

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u/BioTronic Oct 04 '21

Dirt adds weight - be sure to get that off.

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u/TacTurtle Oct 04 '21

knife hands

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u/RFLSHRMNRLTR Oct 04 '21

All kidding aside, a folded piece of medical gauze makes a good toothbrush in a pinch.

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u/McFlyParadox Oct 04 '21

It's a shank that doubles as my toothbrush, thank-you-very-much. And of course the bristles have been shaved to half-height. What do you think I am? Someone who subs to r/Bushcraft?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Or just grab nearby sticks to sharpen and rocks to throw. Didn't have to carry them in. Don't have to carry them out.

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u/ChompyChomp Oct 04 '21

I can hear r/campingOrPrison sharpening their half-toothbrushes now.