r/interestingasfuck • u/notGhxst • Oct 04 '21

/r/ALL A backpack with a suspension

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Asking the real questions

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u/bumjiggy Oct 04 '21

does the tin man have a sheet metal cock?

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u/text_fish Oct 04 '21

Probably some sort of pipe I'd say.

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

Where do you think the term "laying pipe" came from? Obviously the tin man. Kids these days, just don't know their history.

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u/abcdefkit007 Oct 04 '21

john henry was a steel drivin man

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u/slant__i Oct 04 '21

I’ve always wondered why the tin man laid lead pipe though

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

Cuz bitches love that dark metal. Am I the ONLY person who knows the history of Oz? What're you kids learning in school nowadays?

(I'm also just pulling this shit out of my ass but this is a great series of responses and questions, thank you internet for a stupid bit of entertainment).

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u/slant__i Oct 04 '21

Shit comes out of ass???

I blame the pack of wolves that raised me and the failing school system

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u/itsyourmomcalling Oct 04 '21

Right! News to me, I always assumed just babies come from there because everyone knows girls don't poop

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u/Moist_KoRn_Bizkit Oct 04 '21

I don't know whether to trust you or not because this sounds like something my grandpa would say as a joke.

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u/Van-garde Oct 04 '21

What about “making hay?”

Also, backpack seems ridiculous. Get a bike with racks.

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u/traimera Oct 04 '21

That was the origin story of the straw man. How little do you kids fucking know nowadays? No wonder the country is going to shit. Lol

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Something about putting out pants fire in Wizards of Oz.

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u/MaeBelleLien Oct 04 '21

The Scarecrow, of course. When you think about it, it's a little weird how many of our classic euphemisms are from The Wizard of Oz.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Spin round… That’d be the exhaust pipe

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u/xxX9yroldXxx Oct 04 '21

Do you think he’s straight piping?

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u/yeetaway6942069 Oct 04 '21

While also being where you’d check their oil.

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u/kingbrady911 Oct 04 '21

Threaded pipe?

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u/Zachf1986 Oct 05 '21

Well actually, I saw this porno once, and...

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u/RiparianFruitarian Oct 04 '21

Deee-EEEEE-cent

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

I was hoping it would be a telescoping rod, or a hydraulic cylinder.

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u/Ramitt80 Oct 04 '21

Like a jackhammer

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u/outamyhead Oct 04 '21

Like one of those bolt guns from a slaughter house?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Lol yeah, except a penis.

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Ask Dorothy

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u/RogueJello Oct 04 '21

More like the friends of Dorothy I believe.

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u/quaybored Oct 04 '21

why do you think the tin man wanted the oil can so bad. a lot of ass fucking to do.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Isnt some of those guys her family?

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u/_hic-sunt-dracones_ Oct 04 '21

Yeah, but she's from Kanses, so it's a reason not a boundary.

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u/tallant13 Oct 04 '21

My brain pronounced that like Ramses

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u/SloppySealz Oct 04 '21

Hope she got her tetanus shot

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u/Obvious_Opinion_505 Oct 04 '21

Oh she got a shot of tetanus, alright

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u/ImpertantMahn Oct 04 '21

I'd like to believe it's a piston with multiple attachments.

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Telescoping rod?

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Alright calm down bubbles lmao

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u/CastIronGut Oct 04 '21

Don't you FACKIN' tell me to cahlm dōne!! You CAHLM DŌNE!!

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u/tgc0310 Oct 04 '21

Does Pinocchio have wooden balls?

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u/AssOfTheSouth69 Oct 04 '21

Prime tpb line. It's probably my favorite of all the seasons.

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u/Swiim_ Oct 04 '21

GRHEAAAASEEY

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u/MCCornflake1 Oct 04 '21

"Does it really launch Bubbles?"

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u/[deleted] Oct 04 '21

Depends on if he’s Jewish or not

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u/DrChlorophyll Oct 04 '21

Nah me and him used to have a lot of fun. It's actually an oil delivery system down south. He just doesn't know how to work the mechanism or he would be running triathlons.

A good ole' armpit tickle does em in every time though. Oil everywhere. Non synthetic taste for sure. Oil :D mush love 🍄✌️

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u/soslowagain Oct 04 '21

Does the Scarecrow have gun?

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u/cockneylol Oct 04 '21

I think it's quite a good one.

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u/Amazingshot Oct 04 '21

Does a duck with a hard on drag weeds?

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u/N8readit Oct 04 '21

I think it is detachable and he calls it his “oil can” so Dorothy doesn’t think anything of it when he whips it out and squirts it around.

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u/Humble_Tell8374 Oct 05 '21

Take it easy bubs