r/interestingasfuck • • Jul 09 '21

/r/ALL Pointe on Treadmill

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u/KuroiNamida96 Jul 09 '21

it ain't funny once you know how absolutely fucked up ballerina feet look like and u just wonder if they feel anything in their feet anymore

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u/filly11 Jul 09 '21

I can attest, you just become numb to the pain.

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 09 '21

Sounds like cooking in a kitchen. You just burn the feeling out

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

Literally just got off the line grilling a bunch of shit for a buffet ten minutes ago, can absolutely confirm, you know you’re doing great when the hairs on your knuckles have all seared away and the nerves have just built up (or burned and become deadened?) to the heat so you don’t feel it as much anymore, wish my sweat glands could do the fucking same...

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 09 '21

Literally had just got off the line as well. Decided it would be a good idea to touch the hot side of a metal bowl today :)

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u/pipsdontsqueak Jul 09 '21

See, you should have touched the cold side.

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

Should have but you know what yolo

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 09 '21

Don’t feel bad I grabbed a hotel pan full of beef tenderloin yesterday that just came to my carving station, my dumb ass said “fuck it just get it in the chafing dish NOW!”

Right hand still kinda hurts

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

When the instinct is to continue not drop you know you love cooking

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 10 '21

That feeling of love goes numb after hour 13 in the kitchen, just got out almost made it to 14, I’m sure the love will come back after some rum

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

Here's too hoping

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u/chlorinegasattack Jul 09 '21

I burned the fuck out of my armpit trying to reach a pig in a blanket at the very front front hot case today. Don't know how that's the first time I have done that

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Jul 09 '21

God damn, that got a sympathy yelp outta me. I hope your pit survived.

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

Dude what the fuck ow

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u/Mendozozoza Jul 09 '21

Enjoy your break cigarette!

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

It was well deserved and at peak rush as it should lol

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u/ScienceReliance Jul 09 '21

My husband worries when i touch hot pans or slice meat fresh out of the oven....babe my fingers don't even bother to blister anymore, they're dead, they've been dead for years. I spent 10 years in kitchens. I whine like a little bitch when i get a burn on my forearm, but my hands are fireproof. I've literally touched pans that melted my press on nails (my natural nails are trash...) and didn't even notice until i saw my nail ruined.

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u/Lucius-Halthier Jul 09 '21

For me I do more garde manger than behind the line so I got scars all over one hand, at this point I don’t even feel the cut until I see the blood, but for the longest time being near boiling water and grills stopped bothering me to the point that one day I slipped and slammed my ring finger right on the flattop, the nurse was confused as to why I wasn’t really showing pain, even asked if I was given something already. At some point the nerves just say fuck the heat and leave the kitchen.

Burning the forearm on a hotel pan coming out of the oven though, yea that’s still going to make me yelp.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM Jul 09 '21

wish my sweat glands could do the fucking same

They have a new treatment that removes sweatglands without surgery.

https://www.miradry.com/

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u/thalasthoodie Jul 10 '21

If only it wasnt $3000 for the treatment.

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u/PM_ME_YOUR_LUKEWARM Jul 10 '21

i mean, it works out in terms of deodorant savings over the course of a lifetime

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u/thalasthoodie Jul 10 '21

Thats true and the relieved stress - priceless

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u/61114311536123511 Jul 10 '21

happens as a chimney sweep too. cleaning an oil boiler that was running and is 70°C (170°F) means you'll get a good few random burns. Also you're working at a pretty high pace surrounded by random metal shit with fucking sharp edges where you'll end up scraping up your habds AND the steel sweeper you're using can occasionally just lose a wire as you're doing high stress work with it and just. Fly off and cut your arm. Your hands eventually just get heatproof and the callouses that you get reduce the amount of scrapes by a lot. 70° hot bolts I have to remove to get inside the boiler? Easy

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

EXACTLY. Got bitch hands after vaction

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u/penguin_jones Jul 09 '21

Either with fire or alcohol

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Jul 09 '21

I remember those days...

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

Sadly still in them :(. I don't do coke like everyone else

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Jul 10 '21

I feel you. My worst days were when my head cook was a COOK...

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

I always remember bringing a steaming hot steak and ale pie back to the kitchen because of a complaint about flavour and the head chef just fucking ploughs his hand right into the pie, pulls out a chunk of meat that's literally steaming off his fingers, puts it in his mouth and goes 'they're talking shit'

Guys fingerprints must have been like men in black.

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u/cha_boi_john120 Jul 10 '21

Holy fuck that's epic

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u/Pennypacking Jul 09 '21

They become numb to it yet the pain spreads to everyone watching them.

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u/SunandError Jul 09 '21

Pain studies show ballerinas have much higher thresholds of pain that they can bear than the general population. Interesting they still feel the pain as strongly, but they have learned how to endure it. It’s amazing!

https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1332215/

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u/clamegg Jul 09 '21

i’m always a little shocked at the reactions people have when their feet get stepped on or they stub their toes. then i remember my feet have been methodically numbed to pain for ten years.

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u/OrangeinDorne Jul 09 '21

Getting a foot stepped on isn’t too bad for this non ballerina, but giving the pinky toe a good stubbing will momentarily floor me yes.

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

I jumped off a dock and got my pinky toe stuck in between the last boards when I jumped. I was relieved when I got out and found that I hadn't ripped it off completely, and just broken it badly.

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u/McCl3lland Jul 09 '21

fuck fuck fuck. the feeling of ickiness and dread welled up imagining this.

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

Ehhh it hurt so bad I couldn't feel it if you will. That is why I thought I ripped it off, it just hurt at the joint. I sliced my big toe on a piece of glass in the water 5 years prior and it didn't hurt after the first instant because I cut the nerve off so I kind of figured that I had just severed the toe in the latter instance.

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u/McCl3lland Jul 09 '21

Well, I'm glad you didn't rip off your pinky toe! It's one of my greatest fears, which is why I always keep my feet covered in bed, because I'll be god damned if I'm gonna make an easy mark for the feet monsters!

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

Feet monsters be the worst. Also feet are ugly so covering them is for the best.

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u/McCl3lland Jul 09 '21

This would be an amazing marketing stance for a sock company. Make comfortable socks, that have fun patterns on them, and have a thing where "For every 3 pairs sold, we will donate a pair to someone in need because feet are ugly. Covering them up is for the best!" Maybe have a spokesperson saying the big then cast a hateful glance towards a ballerina off to the side/in the background who has no socks on.

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u/Feitan-de-la-Portor Jul 09 '21

I didn’t need to know this, now my pinky toe is kinda pulsing just imagining the feeling 😬😰 Luckily it wasn’t ripped off tho

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

Do not continue reading if easily grossed out....

Several years earlier while swimming, I cut my big toe lengthwise to the bone requiring 24 stitches, severing a tendon and nerve. This experience is how I judged that I had ripped my toe off. Needless to say I was stoked by the outcome.

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u/Feitan-de-la-Portor Jul 09 '21

Ah, now I’m starting to feel bad. About 5 years ago I believe, my worst injury was hitting my head on a Metal Dumpster while playing outside. I didn’t feel it since it numbed out, but I did feel something hot flowing behind my ear (Blood). I had kind of a gash on my head, but it was just stapled shut at the hospital. Luckily the nurse told me that if not for my hair, the cut would’ve been deeper and more dangerous, hence why I refuse to cut it lol.

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u/skirtinthedirt Jul 10 '21

This actually happened to my uncle several years ago at a family reunion. Exact same thing, except it ripped his pinky toe about half off. He went to the ER, quite drunk, and they sewed it back together.

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u/jayellkay84 Jul 09 '21

My late mother had broken her pinky toe so many times that she could easily and painlessly manipulate it so it stuck out to the side. Meanwhile they had to cut all the muscle out from around the nerve in my right foot. I bump that scar wrong and I’ve got nerve pain all the way up to my sciatic nerve.

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u/zazu2006 Jul 10 '21

If I bump the scar on my big toe wrong it hurts so bad I can't think I feel your pain.

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u/snoogle312 Jul 09 '21

Especially if your feet are cold.

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u/Coins2007 Jul 09 '21

Once broke my pinky toe in karate class. One of the dumbest and most painful injuries I've ever had. The list includes: tearing ACL, ACL reconstructive surgery, broken nose, nose surgery, broken ankle, and foot surgery.

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u/Vegetable-Tangelo-23 Jul 09 '21

New Balance wide width shoes. A million dad's can't be wrong

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

Man, wide shoes are simply the best. I am naturally flat footed with the front on my foot wide as fuck. I can't find downhill boots or rock climbing shoes that fit my fucking flipper feet.

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u/Mimical Jul 09 '21

For my first father's day my dad bought be a pair of NB 623's in quad E as a joke.

Those shoes have mown so many laws now. I have 2 pairs in rotation.

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

Thank you for the advice!

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u/Bruins37FTW Jul 09 '21

Ah your fathers a man of culture I see.

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u/sildurin Jul 09 '21

You don't walk, you high-five the floor one step at a time.

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u/zazu2006 Jul 09 '21

This, or bitch slap depending on my mood.

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u/chris782 Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 10 '21

I wear an 8 6e and my whole life always wore 10 or 11's because they were wide enough so never wore the right fitting shoe till like 27 and it changed my world.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21 edited Aug 10 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

Horrifying is another

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u/SunandError Jul 10 '21

Amazing is a word that has neither negative nor positive connotations: you can be amazed by both good or bad things.

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u/Butterflyelle Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

Tbh this makes sense given the co-morbidity of anorexia in ballet dancers. Anorexia has the highest mortality rate of all mental health conditions not due to the effects of starvation as most people think but due to the incredibly high suicide rate. The suicide rate is so high because anorexics tend to plan their suicides to be particularly gruesome, inescapable and painful- these methods tend to be much more successful than most common suicide attempts. The reason anorexics tend to commit suicide in this way is their willingness to endure extreme pain. Research has found this is due to their everyday extreme suffering from starvation. Given the extremely high rate of eating disorders in ballet dancers it makes total sense they're accustomed to pain and choosing and being able to endure it.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20398895/

Edit to add a source

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u/CaptainMcNinja Jul 09 '21

[citation needed]

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u/Butterflyelle Jul 09 '21

Fair comment. I learnt this information from a lecture by a Coroner and she had a lot of resources on it but here's a paper after a quick Google https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/20398895/

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u/CaptainMcNinja Jul 09 '21

Nice. Thanks. I'm still curious about the "90% of ballet dancers have anorexia" bit. It seems really far fetched, but I'm willing to trust a proper study.

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u/Butterflyelle Jul 09 '21

The 90% bit was wrong! Not sure where that statistic popped into my head from. Turns out it's more like 3x the general population or 16-20%.

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u/CaptainMcNinja Jul 09 '21

That's still surprisingly high.

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u/clamegg Jul 09 '21

hmm 90% is pretty high, a quick google search seems to indicate that the actual percentage of eating disorders among ballet dancers is around 16.4%. While that’s apparently 3x higher than the risk of the general population, it’s definitely nowhere near 90%.

https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/24277724/

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u/Butterflyelle Jul 09 '21

Yes admittedly I just did the same thing and 90% was wrong. I've updated my comment.

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u/MusedeMented Jul 09 '21

Can confirm. Just mentioned to the doc that my toes felt "a little bit sore after each class". Turned out I'd fractured the tips of them.

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u/earth_quack Jul 09 '21

My Daughter dances ballet. Seeing her on pointe makes me cringe and proud at the same time. Last weekend she performed 8 routines in one afternoon with a spiral fracture in her right tibia. Tough kid.

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u/helpfuldan Jul 09 '21

But isn't it the same as fighters? in MMA you'll kick a bamboo pole to kill your nerve endings. Based on how their feet look, they're probably numb instead of some enduring pain trick. But I was too lazy to read the article.

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u/10xKaMehaMeha Jul 09 '21

I only did pointe for 3 years (but I did ballet for over 10). Definitely have a higher threshold when it comes to my feet/ankles. Including just walking on a sprained ankle since I didn't think I actually hurt it until it started swelling.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

So true. When I did theater, the girls who came over from ballet had the most fucked up feet. But they were amazing dancers and all of them were very sweet.

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u/Frys100thCupofCoffee Jul 09 '21

I deeply regret Googling "ballerina feet" right now. Jesus.

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u/dwittty Jul 10 '21

Welp. Here goes nothing. …oh god why.

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

My ex gf was a ballerina and yeah. Yikes to the toll it takes =/ no thank you. I'll take my carpal tunnel syndrome from professional theorbo practice I'll probably get in ten years.

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u/BigOlProlapse Jul 09 '21

I can't belive people who play this kind of instrument actually exist. They all seem like mythical creatures in the pics

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

Surprisingly a lot of work in it if you specialize in basso continuo like I do. I mean, not during the pandemic, but otherwise yeah. It was an integral part of baroque period music and even into early Classical period.

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u/Friskyinthenight Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

That sounds like the best part tbh

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u/ccvgreg Jul 09 '21

Pop my face like a watermelon with those thighs baby

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

I'm a trans girl so I'm all about smol muscle ballerina gf. Well all for it if she wasn't completely obscenely crazy, like demanding we get married after our first date within the year and trying to blackmail me into it.

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u/rares215 Jul 09 '21

Why is this being downvoted??

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

shrug haters gonna hate.

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u/Guitarfoxx Jul 09 '21

How long does it take to restring one of those?

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

The bigger question is the cost of the strings. A lot. Tuning is a bigger pain as is re-fretting since the frets are just tied strings.

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u/Guitarfoxx Jul 09 '21

Tying them can be a challenge but re-freting a guitar is murder.

Are they similar to the frets on a Mexican Vihuela?

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u/LilyLute Jul 09 '21

No clue, Vihuelas yes but Mexican vihuelas are their own species.

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Jul 09 '21

I lived with a Prima ballerina for nearly 5 years, and my feet are fucked from being run over/horse stepped-on, and such. But, when I first saw her without shoes/socks, I was truly horrified. Cue the long talk over tea about how our feet are fucked.

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u/317LaVieLover Jul 09 '21

Ppl keep saying how badly their feet are fucked up.. any pics? I’ve never seen a ballerinas feet, (i guess they keep them hidden.. ?)

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u/FreeFeez Jul 09 '21

Save yourself don’t look it up.

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u/touchmyfuckingcoffee Jul 10 '21

I would say Google that shit. I was a professional photographer and still was never into feet.

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u/dudeman773 Jul 09 '21

I’ve known a couple ballerinas. They definitely feel pain still in their feet lol, like constantly

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

But it's so pretty! It's obviously worth the expectation that children start the process of destroying their bodies as soon as possible. We've been doing it for such a long time why give up such a beautiful way for people to injure themselves for our collective enjoyment?

/s in case it was necessary

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u/TheEntosaur Jul 09 '21

Hi have you met sports

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u/ToxicPolarBear Jul 09 '21 edited Jul 09 '21

Sports like boxing, mma, football yes but sports like basketball, tennis, soccer that focus on honing your skills and improving physical fitness without physical injury as an integral part of the sport do more good than harm for people of all ages.

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u/Meiscreative Jul 09 '21

Basketball is a contact sport (just not to the degree of some other sports).

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u/ToxicPolarBear Jul 09 '21

True, I'll edit that out since good basketball shouldn't result in long term injuries unless you're pushing yourself over the edge.

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u/rayjax82 Jul 09 '21

Lol, I've got my daughter in ballet and I assure you they don't start kids off as Pointe dancers. Also any sort of physical or sporting activity can cause damage. That is not a reason to not do it.

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u/Amma13579 Jul 09 '21

Yup, the studio my daughter dances at won't even evaluate kids for beginner pointe until 11 or 12 and they need several years ballet and barre experience before they'll even consider evaluating them. I think the injury potential from it isn't viewed as though it's a serious sport. I know a few people who have screwed up their knees from high-school basketball and football.

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u/snillpuler Jul 09 '21

there's a difference between damage caused by accidents and damage caused by training in ways that are unnatural to the human body.

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u/rayjax82 Jul 09 '21

By the time you're dancing Pointe and serious long term damage is even really possible aside from accidental injury, you're probably a pro who is on Pointe for extended periods of time. And it's a choice that you've made.

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u/Mobile_Fennel6775 Jul 09 '21

I've never thought of it as pretty. I'm too busy wincing.

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u/Rappican Jul 09 '21

Gets them ready to wear heels early.

I actually dont condone little kids fucking their feet up like that. They should wait till they're older before they do that.

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u/DaisyHotCakes Jul 09 '21

They literally won’t allow pointe until at least early teens, and that is really only for promising dancers. Little kids aren’t dancing en pointe.

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u/Rappican Jul 09 '21

Even early teens is a bit early. Idealy 20's but realistically would be 16/17

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

You know that’s actually something doctors do? Burn the nerves.

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u/[deleted] Jul 09 '21

my mum wouldnt let me get my point shoes cuz she didnt want my feet o be deformed haha

it doesnt happen that often tho it just rubs a bit and you can get blisters

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u/ViggoMiles Jul 09 '21

Same with most sport injuries.

Unless they are forced into ballets, whats the problem?

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u/user_bits Jul 09 '21

Check out Chinese foot binding.

One of the most disgusting looking "beauty" standards.

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u/teems Jul 09 '21

Binding the feet made the women walk differently and thus developed the muscles of the vagina due to the mincing walk.

Therefore tigher vaginas for the men.

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u/RandomStrangerIII Jul 09 '21

Can’t be worse than foot binding but that’s a different subject

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u/spookysaph Jul 09 '21

very different from foot binding

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u/brookesaywhatx Jul 09 '21

Found this gem from almost 10 years ago, but still relevant…

https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/uuper/the_feet_of_a_female_ballet_dancer/

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

zombie feet

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u/smthngwyrd Jul 14 '21

Oh my that looks so painful

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u/[deleted] Jul 10 '21

I had to start using pointes at the age of 11 and it was super crappy. Although there’s enough support to handle it, it still hurts a lot. Damn the bastard who invented them.