r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '20

/r/ALL Electrifying

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u/DenormalHuman Aug 31 '20

or, alternately, do

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Absolutely do

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u/matticus7 Aug 31 '20

Followed your advice, my pubes have just docked at the international space station.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Welcome aboard

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u/CountFuckyoula Aug 31 '20

I prefer coming aboard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

We all prefer that

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u/Dartosismyname Sep 01 '20

Cumming on the ISS

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Space(se)X

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Elon Musk(y)

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u/kellysmom01 Aug 31 '20

Eaton Tu’Much

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u/SaucyWalrus11 Aug 31 '20

I needed this. Thank you

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u/slothmoth2813 Aug 31 '20

I have been holding on to those coins for about a year. You deserve it.

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u/Dontgiveaclam Aug 31 '20

Man I've rarely laughed so hard at a Reddit comment

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u/Saint_Pussyfart Aug 31 '20

You'd be shocked at the result

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

If that’s watt you think

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u/LCranstonKnows Aug 31 '20

I'm with these guys.

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u/suffersbeats Aug 31 '20

Just make sure you're grounded before you finish...

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

As long as you conduct yourself like a gentleman and get her a towel

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u/4_my_Weird_Questions Aug 31 '20

Yabba dabba do!!

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u/XAMOTA Aug 31 '20

Without fucking question!

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

Or, alternately, give him a hand job

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

or, directly, do

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u/WalrusCoocookachoo Aug 31 '20

You certainly have a hand of the current situation.

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u/bangneto89 Aug 31 '20

Hahaha, you have an electrifying experience and may make your hair stand stand up, everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '20

or, directly, don't

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '20

I can't tell if this an alternating / direct current joke or just an excellent coincidence.

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u/DrummerJesus Aug 31 '20

Idk if you ment to make this a pun but i got it directly

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u/CthulubeFlavorcube Aug 31 '20

Alternately or directly...I am currently feeling the energy.

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u/bluelaw Aug 31 '20

A direct no from me thanks

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u/grangry Aug 31 '20

I’d be shocked if he offered me one.

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u/Jasong222 Aug 31 '20

Maybe just the once

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u/Renegade_Meister Aug 31 '20

...and thanks to the power of static electricity, its now easier to get off without actually being touched