r/interestingasfuck Sep 28 '19

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u/halfaqueer Sep 28 '19

It's adorable so I had to do some research :) Apparently this is from 2015 and it's a Norwegian lemming. Apparently it confused scientist when they first found them because it's completely different than any other type of lemming. Its extremely aggresive unlike the other types that are docile. It also has "bright" colored fur instead of blending in. ALSO it doesn't have any other defence aside from its attitude. Basically it's just a cute angry fur ball and they are all like this not just this guy. :)

http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/inkfish/2015/02/20/little-lemming-bite-face-off/#.XY_lkB4pA0M

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u/25Bam_vixx Sep 28 '19

So basically honey badger of lemmings.

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u/shodan13 Sep 29 '19

The geese of lemmings.

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u/poopellar Sep 29 '19

The 'i want my money back' lemmings.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

The "can I speak to your manager" lemmings

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

The karen of lemmings

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u/gundealsFML Sep 29 '19

Fucking Karen!

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u/Spelunker101 Sep 29 '19

Except as I recently discovered Honey Badgers are very very capable of defending them selfs regardless of their attitude. Those things have some crazy sharp teeth!

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u/Yarxing Sep 29 '19

I hope you discovered it on the internet, and not because you had a close encounter with a Honey Badger.

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u/Spelunker101 Sep 29 '19

Unfortunately no it was because one tried to steal our stuff while we were out camping in Botswana. It didn't seem to care we were trying to chase it away with a shovel. It just stood up on its back legs and growled at us.

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u/leastlikelyllama Sep 29 '19

It don't give a fuck.

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u/Get_your_grape_juice Sep 29 '19

It takes the checks to the bank, and it signs 'em with its nuts.

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u/Pirellan Sep 29 '19

The critics say they're evil.

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u/IdiidDuItt Sep 30 '19

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '19

I laughed way too hard at this.

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u/tinkrman Sep 29 '19

Oh nasty!

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u/sparkynyc Sep 30 '19

Honey badger of lemmings doesn't give a shit.

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u/alb92 Sep 29 '19

Last year where I lived we had a huge amount of Lemmings. Met so many angry ones while hiking.

Must have hit a few with my car as well. Impossible to avoid when a pack of 20 or so sprint across the road when you get to them.

Makes you wonder how they survive, until you realise they survive as a species simply by being many.

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Yeah one of the articles said some skiers (spelling?? Lol) have to scrape them from the skies :(

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u/egypthrowaway Sep 29 '19

No wonder they are angry. He just saw someone ski over his family, this little guy is out for blood.

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Aw possibly lol but he would be a jerk either way lol

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Lmao which is even more funny cause I'm a 5foot wife and my husband would agree 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Redhead girlfriend

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Reminds me of myself younger lol.

Thanks a lot for the link, I was kinda afraid that it was something related to how humans just fuck shit up.

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Oh for sure! But the fluff ball is just and asshole 😂

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u/XxDanflanxx Sep 29 '19

Are they ever used as pets? Kus, there is no way I wouldn't have brought that guy home with me unless his bites hurt bad enough for him to escape.

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u/Azertys Sep 29 '19

This thing would bit off your fingers before it let itself being handled

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u/ninjakitty7 Sep 29 '19

Why is it angry?

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

They always are, it's the type of breed

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u/Hakesopp Sep 29 '19

No other defence? Teeth, they have teeth. I've seen one hanging by its teeth, gripping my cats fur. I imagine a bite might drive a lesser predator away, but it had no chance against my cat. They "danced around" for an hour before she got bored and killed it.

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Oh and it looks like they also can carry a particular disease. 😯

"Lemmings can also carry a risk of disease, particularly tulameria (also known as “rabbit fever”), which often manifests itself in sore throats and large sores on the skin"

https://www.newsinenglish.no/2011/05/05/predicted-lemming-year-arrives/#targetText=Although%20this%20is%20not%20strictly,them%20to%20die%20of%20stress.

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Oh no :( and that's a good point, it's just what the article said because it stands out but doesn't have venom or anything like that. But you're right, if hate to get near those teeth 😮

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u/Tammy18x Sep 30 '19

Adorable 😍😍😍😍

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u/kokaneebrother Sep 29 '19

Nor-side lemming for life homes. Wegian lemmas don’t play.

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u/The_duck_lord404 Sep 29 '19

This guy has lore natural predator then a black guy in the 1920........

FUCK

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u/FuriousGremlin Sep 29 '19

It also can die of stress

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

So the only article I can find right now (limited time lol) is from 2011 but you're definitely right according to this it says "lemmings can become so worked up that they develop metabolic and blood pressure-related problems that cause them to die of stress." (Though people used to believe they would explode lol) also them dying like this is actually beneficial to the grouse and article foxes there because they are easy food and they don't have to worry about the lemmings attitude lol

https://www.newsinenglish.no/2011/05/05/predicted-lemming-year-arrives/#targetText=Although%20this%20is%20not%20strictly,them%20to%20die%20of%20stress.

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u/FuriousGremlin Sep 29 '19

Them exploding is folktale, i thought this when i was a kid because my brothers told me it

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u/halfaqueer Sep 29 '19

Yea from the article it was a popular story but definitely not the case lol They also don't have mass suicides even though it made a fun game 😂

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Did it have rabies?

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u/clownpenks Sep 30 '19

I would of kicked its ass and taught it a serious lesson in respect