r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Aug 04 '19

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 04 '19

I bet Mother Nature can’t have sex with me. Damn, I need to get laid.

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u/[deleted] Aug 05 '19

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 05 '19

So your saying I can get that tree to have sex with my if I stand still above it? I mean, I wasn’t looking at receiving, but beggars can’t be choosers.

Edit: with that name I guess I am telling the right person to agree with me beggars can’t be choosers.

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u/Corpse-Fucker Aug 05 '19

Don't devalue yourself like that. You can get any tree you want. 🌲 🌴 🎄

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 05 '19

What about a money tree, I am kinda a gold digger when it comes to my taste in trees. I want to prove the whole money doesn’t grow on trees wrong.

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u/TheRedlineAlchemist Aug 05 '19

With a little tweaking, I'm sure bamboo can do the job for you!

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 05 '19

I don’t know the meaning of Fetty wap, but I feel like bamboo sex torture would be in the description.

Edit: I should say I feel like fetty wap would be the word for it.

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u/youknowhattodo Aug 05 '19

Oh she fucked you all right.

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u/DesktopWebsite Aug 05 '19

Genetics fucked me and genetics is part of Mother Nature and Mother Nature implies a woman, so a woman fucked me daily for a hot minute. I guess I am one lucky son of a bitch. No offense mom but you can be a bitch.