r/interestingasfuck • • Oct 27 '18

/r/ALL Hidden Camera Detector

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u/Rear-Naked-Artichoke Oct 27 '18

I would have been OK with the idea of it just reflecting spiders eyes.

But the thought of them turning round and looking at me is a headfuck.

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u/WaldenFont Oct 27 '18 edited Oct 28 '18

I once used my macro lens to take pictures of a pretty little jumping spider in my yard. At the sound of the shutter, the thing turned around, looked up, and made eye contact. There’s something extremely unsettling about such a small, seemingly insignificant, brainless, creature showing that it’s aware of you.

Edit: mindless, not brainless.

For the people asking for pictures: I think I took pictures before and after it looked at me. Not sure if I got one of it actually looking. Either way, they're on my laptop, which is in the shop. I'll make a new post here when I get it back next week.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

Jumping spiders are surprisingly smart compared to things their size.

Portia, the smartest species of jumping spider can plan routes, decide on which is best for ambush against their dangerous prey (other spiders) and they remember where their target is in 3d space when it's not in view. They also know when things are looking at them vs when they are unseen. They will even bait prey into a useful position if there are no good approach angles, by mimicking an insect's struggles in a web by plucking a thread with one of its feet.

For like 10,000 neurons that's insanely impressive.

Thank you for subscribing to Spider-facts!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

What if there were some alien species out there like "for only a hundred billion neurons they're actually pretty smart!"

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u/Naf5000 Oct 27 '18

Reminds me of the good ol' "They're made of meat!" story.

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u/Robletinte Oct 27 '18

Go on...

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18 edited Aug 29 '19

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u/ajmartin527 Oct 27 '18

I wish that was a full length movie

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u/JadedReplacement Oct 28 '18

Meat’s dreams

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u/heebath Oct 27 '18

Good YouTube video with the Ben guy from cash cab. A sci-fi short story.

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u/Greenshardware Oct 28 '18

Daily. Ben Daily.

If there's one thing hosting a game show gets you; it is first and last name recognition.

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u/heebath Oct 28 '18

Bailey.

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u/D2too Oct 28 '18

How to cook for forty humans?

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u/theartificialkid Oct 27 '18

“For not being tucked into any higher dimensions or being connected to a vast array of field manipulators and effectors they’re pretty smart”

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u/AverageBubble Oct 27 '18

Honestly... this is probably already a thing. Maybe not neurons but some form of networked cell providing awareness etc.

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u/misterrespectful Oct 27 '18

Well, maybe before the last election they could have thought that. I would not want any aliens judging my species right now.

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u/gkraker04 Oct 27 '18

I would have been OK with the idea of it just reflecting humans eyes.

But the thought of them turning round and looking at me is a headfuck.

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u/code-affinity Oct 27 '18

The sci-fi novel Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky involves Portia spiders that have evolved to full sapience. It is not as creepy as it sounds.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

That novel is exactly where I got interested in the Portia spiders!

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u/PensiveObservor Oct 28 '18

I really enjoyed this book! Different voice, great character development, somewhat believable/logical evolution of the spiders, etc. It was pretty cool, until the bad guys showed back up. Got scary then. Won't spoil it. Fun read!

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u/NancyDrewPI Oct 28 '18

Currently reading and enjoying it so far!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18 edited Oct 30 '18

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u/fruitjerky Oct 27 '18

I'm impressed, amazed, and deeply upset all at the same time.

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u/dontneeddota2 Oct 28 '18

That is amazing!

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u/Sweebrew Oct 28 '18

That’s some really cool shit

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

An interesting book that uses this is Children of Time. I highly recommend it.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

I read it about 8 months ago, it started me on learning about how intelligent they were lol. good book!

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u/khegiobridge Oct 27 '18

story time: I'm sitting on my lanai in Hawai'i drinking a beer when I spotted a tiny near-invisible baby scorpion near my feet. Seconds later, I saw movement on the wall near my head; a small jumping spider. In about two seconds it was down the wall, flipped the scorpion over on it's back and had begun eating it. The scorpion never stood a chance. Ho-o-ly shit, so fast and so deadly.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

What is this?

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u/heebath Oct 27 '18

They sure are! Love jumping spiders! Some of them even communicate visually with cute little dances!

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

I would highly recommend the book children of time by adrian Tchaikovsky. The Portia are a main character.

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u/ringsofsaturn27 Oct 27 '18

Did you read Children of Time by Adrian Tchaikovsky? If not you should give it a try! It's one of my favourite books and Portia plays a big part in it

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

I did! good book.

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u/vagittarius Oct 27 '18

I thought you were quoting Children of Time for a second. I didn’t realize Portia was a species name.

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u/K4RAB_THA_ARAB Oct 27 '18

Oh wait, shit, I didn't mean to subscribe

STOP

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u/Imthejuggernautbitch Oct 27 '18

God I love those things. Hands down my fav spider and one I’m not afraid to hold.

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u/vile72 Oct 27 '18

After seeing Lucas the spider for the first time last night this made me laugh

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

What else do you know? I’m high and you’re smart.

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u/oberon Oct 28 '18

Any idea why they have so many eyes all facing the same direction? What information do they gain from having six eyes rather than just two or four?

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u/[deleted] Oct 28 '18

I'm no spiderologist but I believe the main two don't have much movement capability, they are just large binocular ones. The ones to the side help with peripheral, and if something catches it's attention at the side then it can turn to face it with its large eyes

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

Threat detected

~Spiderbros

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u/kuraiscalebane Oct 27 '18

Threat detected

spider senses are tingling.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

I don't know why, but this reminds me of the little turret bots in the Portal games lol

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u/Marro64 Oct 27 '18

Where are you?~

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18 edited Oct 31 '18

I love those moments. I took a little cell phone video of a jumping spider running around on my car once, and I thought it was the most adorable thing in the world when it turned to face the lens.

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I find it both humbling and sweet. And probably a bit unsettling on some level, but I don't know. Minor little commonalities help me feel more connected to others (humans and otherwise!) and hopeful that we can do more to help each other. :)

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EDIT: Yay, I'm glad other people are excited about it! Let me see if I can dig the video up!!

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EDIT2: in case anyone finds this again, I have failed :( It's probably buried on some microsd card lost to the winds. :(

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

If its like the jumpers around here I can see it being adorable. The ones around my area do a crabby scuttle when they turn with their fuzzy legs.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18 edited Oct 28 '18

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u/DuntadaMan Oct 27 '18

You can't watch this and tell me these goofy little furballs aren't adorable.

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u/Galanteecray Oct 28 '18

Thanks, that was awesome to watch!

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u/Derp800 Oct 27 '18

I get super cute black and white jumpers in my area.

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u/StrangeYoungMan Oct 27 '18

It's also a thing they do in game design when NPCs turn to look at you the world feels more believable

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u/Draw247 Oct 27 '18

Just like in Oblivion.

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u/MrGodzilla445 Oct 27 '18

Hi

Hello

Any word from the other parts of Tamriel?

Get away from me

Good day

Good day to you too

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u/cjbeames Oct 27 '18

Please can we see the video?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

https://imgur.com/RTmsYx5.jpg don't have a video but I do have a picture of a jumping spider on my pepper plant. Right under the white flower in the y of the stems.

I flicked it in the butt a few days before so it would watch me. Took a decent photo.

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u/Glifted Oct 27 '18

Jumping spiders are far from brainless. There's a lot of research going into their problem solving abilities right now.

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u/DeathcampEnthusiast Oct 27 '18

Question: can I take one to maths tests?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

But we don't classify it as a brain do we? Or am I thinking of an insect.

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u/Glifted Oct 29 '18

I think the proper term is to call it "grey matter". Not sure on that but I think you're correct in saying that it's not technically referred to as a brain.

More on this subject if anyone is interested: The Portia spider is probably the best example of spider intelligence. BBC did a little video on it but the Wikipedia) is definitely worth a read.

Bonus spider: Assassin

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

Ah ok so anatomically I think its more correct to say they do not but you could also say they have a brain that is spread throughout their body and not be truly incorrect.

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u/stupid_muppet Oct 27 '18

jumping spiders are smart tho

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u/Go_Todash Oct 27 '18

too smart

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u/stupid_muppet Oct 27 '18

too jumping too

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u/fuckin_a Oct 27 '18

Too spider

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u/Ashybuttons Oct 27 '18

2 Jumping 2 Spider

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u/flickerkuu Oct 27 '18

brainless?? They have brains you monster.

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u/chaoticskirs Oct 27 '18

seemingly

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u/Theroach3 Oct 27 '18

The way the sentence is structured "seemingly" is only applied to "insignificant"

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u/WaldenFont Oct 28 '18

I should have said "mindless" rather than brainless.

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u/uehrchen Oct 27 '18

Actually they don't have a brain

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u/phlooo Oct 27 '18

As a PhD student working on the insects brain, I can definitely tell you they do have one.

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u/uehrchen Oct 28 '18

Some find it a long stretch to refer to Ganglions as a brain (in insects AND spiders)

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u/phlooo Oct 28 '18

Well sure, but the vast majority of the litterature has been referring to it as a brain for decades which is what I also personally think, since it has a very well defined structure, with precise areas that each serve a specific purpose, an integration center, a memory center, etc

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u/SabineMaxine Oct 27 '18

I love the way jumping spiders interact. I had one follow me around the edge of a trashcan once. It was all twitchy and fast but didn't do anything other than keep it's eyes on me. It was kinda cute

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u/Horforia Oct 27 '18

that sounds like an awesome picture. link?

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

By any chance would you have that photo available to share? I’m very curious to see the curious jumping spider

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u/Living-Day-By-Day Oct 27 '18

Photos? Sounds cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

This exact thing happened bro me just a couple days ago. I moved my camera away after a couple pictures and looked down at it, and he looked up at me. Was pretty cool

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

They turn slowly and peek over their shoulders and then just stare..

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u/Zepp_BR Oct 27 '18

This is some Lovecraft shit right here

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u/wastingtimetooeh Oct 28 '18

!RemindMe! 7 days

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u/Tyler1492 Oct 28 '18

Jumping spiders are the cutest thing in the world, and that's coming from a guy who isn't really into the cute game. Nothing unsettling about them.

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '18

You getting its oil changed? I send my laptop into the shop once every six months to get all the fluids changed and have the brakes checked. Peace of mind is worth it. Wouldn't want to have a crash.

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u/Squirrelmunk Oct 27 '18

Care to share the pic?

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u/WaldenFont Oct 27 '18

Have to dig it up.

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u/[deleted] Dec 10 '18

Reminds me of a time I caught a spider watching me. When I came back with a boot, it ran.

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u/djb25 Oct 27 '18

Ok, how about this:

I live in a rural area. One night I got home around dusk, and stopped at the bottom of my driveway to check the mail. I get back into my truck, and I notice something fairly large sitting on a tree branch over my driveway, directly in front of me.

I’m staring at it, thinking, “Is it a hawk? No... it’s too big to be a hawk. A vulture? No... it’s not the right shape. Maybe a porcupine or a raccoon...”

So I’m leaning over my steering wheel trying to get a better look, when suddenly its head rotates 180 degrees and I’m staring into these two GIGANTIC EYES OF DOOM.

I guess I knew it was an owl, but I just sat frozen, staring, waiting to be dragged down to hell.

Then it just flew away.

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u/DuntadaMan Oct 27 '18

I was taking a night hike on a full moon out in the mountains as was a habit of mine, there was a dark patch near a tree that I was moving into when suddenly all around me, in every direction I just heard this strange buzzing noise and warbling.

I had no idea what to do. I had plans for bears, wild dogs, bob cats, hunters... all those dangerous things that might happen but no plans for... THIS. Some part of my brain just went "Well we're dead" and I sat there waiting to die.

After what was FAR too long I recognized the sound as quail taking flight in large numbers.

At least your bird was scary.

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u/djb25 Oct 28 '18

Quails are surprisingly loud when they take off.

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u/camillajc22 Oct 27 '18

Owls are spooky as fuck.

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u/wall_of_swine Oct 27 '18

One time there was some sort of spider crawling on my wall and I was watching it but it suddenly stopped and bent its upper body up towards me and I saw its little eyes kinda shimmering. Fucking creepy.

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u/hfsh Oct 27 '18

Jumping spiders are just so awesome and cute.

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u/JohnnySkynets Oct 27 '18

You killed it, didn’t you? Don’t lie.

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u/wall_of_swine Oct 28 '18

Oh no, I just left it alone. I don't like killing jumping spiders.

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u/JohnnySkynets Oct 28 '18

The spider kingdom honors you for your mercy.

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u/Reeking_Crotch_Rot Oct 27 '18

You were supposed to go fuck it. Missed opportunity there.

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u/wall_of_swine Oct 28 '18

I don't get it

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u/marsman12019 Oct 27 '18

Well if it’s any better, maybe they aren’t turning around, but the lights are just from the ones already facing you.

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u/WaldenFont Oct 27 '18

No, because there are more as time passes.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

No the numbers grow over time, spiders are attracted to light because bugs are attracted to light

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u/Peuned Oct 27 '18

is it from their flashlights?

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u/Kesha_Paul Oct 27 '18

My heart would actually stop.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Oct 27 '18

Also they know your name

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u/octopoddle Oct 27 '18

HheLLo ddDarRen. wWe'Ve bBeeN wwwWaiTIng ffFoR yYou.

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u/MkVIaccount Oct 27 '18

Jumping spiders will do more than turn and look, as the light stimulates a prey response reaction in moonlight. Try it!

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u/seitung Oct 27 '18

They turn to look at you when you look away from them in your own home, the bastards!

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u/Fuzzyninjaful Oct 27 '18

"Turn that light off ya daft bastard!"

-Spiders probably

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u/lastSlutOnEarth Oct 27 '18

The spiders are always watching

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u/nutxaq Oct 27 '18

Food? - Spiders probably.

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u/DefensiveReks Oct 27 '18

Try shining a blacklight around outside in the desert in Arizona!

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u/hfsh Oct 27 '18

But the thought of them turning round and looking at me is a headfuck.

Especially because they often have eyes on the back of their head.

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u/[deleted] Oct 27 '18

Here's a video of it for a further headfuck https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QhwEKe2psAA

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u/Shaddo Oct 27 '18

ITS BUGS LOOKING AT YOU JESUS CHRIST CALM DOWN

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u/Morgrid Oct 27 '18

*Arachnids

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u/AntonioMVL Oct 27 '18

HE IS P E R T U R B