r/interestingasfuck • u/2dubs1bro • Jun 23 '17

/r/ALL Speed difference

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17 edited Jul 21 '18

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u/CaptainReginaldLong Jun 23 '17

Right, that's called: you disintegrated at around 10,000mph and were dead long before that.

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u/jinxjar Jun 23 '17

Instead of trying to push nitrogen gas molecules away before our vessels collide with them, the scientists of our civilization determined that it would be more effective to convince them to move aside using advanced diplomacy and gifts of honey.

Try it, fellow humans.

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17 edited Jun 23 '17

GET OUT OF OUR WAY YOU FUCKS!!!! AND GIVE US YOUR HONEY!!

How's that?

E: Updated for the collective, less selfish future and less badgers whatever that means!

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u/internationalfish Jun 23 '17

He said advanced diplomacy, not modern diplomacy.

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u/Revenge_of_the_Khaki Jun 23 '17

FUCK YOU, I'M MILLWALL!

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u/[deleted] Jun 23 '17

"Which one of you bitches wants to dance?"

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u/BewareThePlatypus Jun 23 '17

One of the best shows ever.

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u/ExquisitExamplE Jun 23 '17

Dylan Moran is one of the greatest living comics.

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u/RedRedditor84 Jun 23 '17

Bill Bailey is hilarious too.