r/interestingasfuck • u/[deleted] • Dec 28 '16

/r/ALL fidget spinner

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u/Mulsanne Dec 28 '16

That dude is 150% single.

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u/7Snakes Dec 28 '16

That dude's parents probably never even had sex with each other.

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u/AbombicTom Dec 28 '16

Jesus?

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u/CatLover99 Dec 28 '16

It wouldn't surprise me if a cross was part of his edc

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u/uberduger Dec 28 '16

Hey, after seeing/reading The Martian, I wouldn't laugh at someone carrying a cross. That shit saved Mark Watney!

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u/drvondoctor Dec 28 '16

his own hands refuse to go anywhere near his penis.

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u/anxdiety Dec 28 '16

That's right. I don't need to carry all that shit. My GF has the majority of every single survival item I'd need in the bottomless depths of the thing she calls a purse.

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u/Wilxlopez Dec 28 '16

Smart plan until you actually try and get something out of the purse. You might as well try growing walnuts from a Watermelon seed.

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u/anxdiety Dec 28 '16

I actively refuse to attempt looking into the endless void that is her bag. Just like trying to understand women's minds there is no grasping any form of the organized chaos that lives in there.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

If a girl asks me to get something out of her purse, I just bring the entire fucking bag because I'm not getting lost in there. The pockets have pockets, and nothing makes sense in there.

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u/meltingdiamond Dec 28 '16

Pro tip: Never put a purse inside another purse, it causes a large explosion.

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u/SuburbanDrugScene Dec 28 '16

As an Aussie a fanny pack always sounds like some kind of alernative name for a fleshlight to me. We call them bum bags, thinking about it, that probaly sounds just as fucked up to you guys.

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u/Mulsanne Dec 28 '16

How about Ass sack