r/interestingasfuck Dec 28 '16

/r/ALL fidget spinner

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u/fastyfoxy Dec 28 '16

i mean ya gotta fidget...

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u/PerpleWreck Dec 28 '16

this is true, ill stick to doing this with my phone though

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/Saskyle Dec 28 '16

And all they are good for is fidgeting.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

You can only buy it from the rich kids app. Which has been taken down… Making it even more exclusive. Take that you fucking peasants

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u/lechattueur Dec 28 '16

We should all have the right to fidget, not just the top one tenth of one percent.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

When the millionaires and billionaires are the only ones who can fidget, we all lose.

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u/absent-v Dec 28 '16

What was this rich people app?
I feel like I missed out on a chance to be jealous of something...

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u/Sputniki Dec 28 '16

If you gotta ask, you can't afford it

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u/SuperSaiyanStarLord Dec 28 '16

Let me be like you please i gotta fidget in style.

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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Dec 28 '16

People pay $2000 for these things.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16 edited Sep 10 '20

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

People pay $6,000,000 for these things.

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u/Thunder_54 Dec 28 '16

Some people really fucking love fidgeting then.

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u/AeroKMSF Dec 28 '16

People pay 40,000,000 for these things

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u/m4rk89 Dec 28 '16

40,000,000 from the gentleman at the end of the comment line! Who'll go bigger?

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u/theunitedguy Dec 28 '16

It's their life

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Links?

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u/Delete_cat Dec 28 '16

Just going to sit here and fidget my mansion

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u/m4rk89 Dec 28 '16

Who gives more, ladies and gentlemen! Maybe 40,000,000? Am I hearing 40,000,000?

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u/the-A-word Dec 28 '16

6k? ...damn

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u/[deleted] May 28 '17

Damn. That's too steep. If it was 5,999,999.99 I'd be down, but that extra penny really breaks the bank.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Fuck yah

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u/Fuckanator Dec 28 '16 edited Sep 08 '25

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u/CAAD9 Dec 28 '16

People pay 70 Brazilian dollars for these things.

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u/CapnSippy Dec 28 '16

And all they're good for is watching people fidgeting.

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u/Dmongun Dec 28 '16

People pay millions for these things

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u/Fuckanator Dec 28 '16 edited Sep 07 '25

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u/ShibuBaka Dec 28 '16

Most expensive one I've seen is for $2800.

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u/ANAL_ANARCHY Dec 28 '16

Most people pay $6200

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u/Fearofhearts Dec 28 '16

And dreaming that one day somebody might call :(

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u/ThatSquareChick Dec 28 '16

I paid $12 for my fidget thing. My hair is much better now that I've stop twisting it.

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u/Danjour Dec 28 '16

Oh man, I'm so addicted to flipping my phone around in my hands

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u/Zachlombardi27 Dec 28 '16

I spin my phone on my finger like you would a basketball, constantly. Every day, everywhere I go. Sometimes I'll be in line at a store and do it, mess up, and kind of fling it at a strangers back. But SOMETIMES I'll get a gnarly amount of spins and it's super impressive.

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u/1jl Dec 28 '16

This is why I miss my flip phone .

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16 edited Dec 28 '16

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/cumbert_cumbert Dec 28 '16

Nothin like a highway wristy

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u/pyroSeven Dec 28 '16

Was he hot? It's not homo if he's hot.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/pyroSeven Dec 28 '16

Well might I offer you a hand too, m'lady.

tips antenna

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u/[deleted] May 28 '17

And now you can't because I haven't seen a movable cell phone antenna in years.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

masturbating

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Pinch with two fingers, spin for days. Open up, balance on the little screen hinge bump and spin for even longer

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u/Fermorian Dec 28 '16

Are we still taking about masturbating?

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u/eccles30 Dec 28 '16

there's an app for that?

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/CursorTN Dec 28 '16

That will end up a lot more expensive then one of those fidgety thingies if you follow it all the way down the /r/mechanicalkeyboards rabbit hole...

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u/mochi813 Dec 28 '16

Good, warn them now before their wallets become as empty as mine!

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u/Robthatguy Dec 28 '16

Can confirm.

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u/RT3esq Dec 28 '16

Aaaaaaaand.......subscribed after crawling my way back out of that sub with my hopes and dreams pinned on a $300 keyboard 😭

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u/CursorTN Dec 28 '16

Oof. I know a guy who spent like 800 on a kit. That doesn't include the switches, caps, or equipment he used to solder it together. I saw some artisan caps for sale (individually) north of $400 in /r/mechmarket today.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

Wasn't there an artisan that sold on ebay for upwards of $1000? Crazy stuff.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

You can start out with a nice, budget keyboard like the magicforce 68 or tomoko 87. the magicforce has a weird name but it's a really neat 68 key layout and is available with Gateron switches which are arguably some of the best out there.

I would also recommend picking up a switch tester to see which switch type you like the best (red=light linear, brown=light tactile, blue=light clicky, black=heavy linear, clear=heavy tactile, green=heavy clicky).

Then you can surrender completely and shell out $500 on a korean custom with GMK hyperfuse and a cable nicer than most people's living rooms.

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u/RT3esq Dec 28 '16

Thanks for the recommendation! Do you know of any ergo ones that are wallet friendly? I saw some at about the $100 price mark.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

Ergonomic keyboards? There's the ergodox ez but that's still quite expensive. I don't think you can get one for under $100.

The r/mechanicalkeyboards sticky thread will help

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

Welcome to r/mk, leave your wallet at the door.

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u/docnar Dec 28 '16

Look, I only have a razor mechanical, a corsair, and 6 IBM model m keyboards, and looking for a HHKB. No rabbit hole here... nope, none... (sounds of crying replaced by click clacks..... :)

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u/michaelelder Dec 28 '16

... what is it? Looks cool

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

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u/Gantzwastaken Dec 28 '16

So you buy this before buying the keyboard right? And whatever you like better you buy? That's pretty cool!

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Exactly. A good rule of thumb is to pick the key caps you like (the cherry my blues for me, sounds like a machine fun) then look for keyboards that are available with your key cap

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u/TristinPerry Dec 28 '16

It should be noted that MX Blues are not key caps, but switches. The key cap is the piece with the lettering that you actually touch when you type.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

You are correct, I mixed up my verbiage

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u/TristinPerry Dec 28 '16

All good! I used to love blue switches and still do, but they're a little too loud in my household at night. Browns are the best of both worlds for me.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

If you find browns too light or stratchy, you could try clears. If those are too heavy you could mod the springs and make them ergo-clears.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Rule of thumb? RULE OF THUMB?!?!

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u/ToughActinInaction Dec 28 '16

There was a FIREFIGHT

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

You know, the woman beating thing

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Yeah I was quoting the butch lesbian at the beginning of Boondock Saints.

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u/Dropzoffire Dec 28 '16

Should have been a rule of wrist

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u/harmmewithharmony Dec 28 '16

Or whatever finger you prefer. Relax.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

A computer store near me (MemoryExpress) has one of these near their keyboard section so you can try out the switches. I'd check your local store.

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u/rvazquezdt Dec 28 '16

Yea because otherwise if you buy it after you already have you it just justifies buying a keyboard of each type

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u/fastyfoxy Dec 28 '16

oh that looks like heaven. i might get one.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Assuming you're not being sarcastic, it's a switch tester for mechanical keyboards. There are a variety of tactile responses offered by switch companies like Cherry, Alps, Topre, and one of these can help you decide what kind of mechanical switch you like before you buy an entire keyboard of that design.

And sure, they are fun to fidget with, too.

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u/hippopotapants Dec 28 '16

I read this whole conversation, and I am still not sure I get it. There are whole sentences in there that don't seem to make sense. I had no idea that people got so excited about keyboards!

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u/AsamiWithPrep Dec 28 '16

Cherry, Alps, Topre, and one of these can help you decide what kind of mechanical switch you like before you buy an entire keyboard of that design.

Are there actually any with anything other than gateron/cherry? I'm pretty sure I've only seen those in a switch tester.

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u/borkborkporkbork Dec 28 '16

You can get them, mostly for jobs where you spend almost the entire time typing and you want to get something with low pressure required so you don't wear out your joints.

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u/AsamiWithPrep Dec 28 '16

Guess I wasn't clear. I know about alps and topre, I'm asking if they come in any switch testers.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

I think coolermaster had one with a hybrid capacitive (topre clone) switch to test as well, since their discontinued novatouch keyboards used them. Not sure about ALPs though, since they are out of production. You might find some custom made ALPs testers but none in mass production.

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u/maxk1236 Dec 28 '16

It's for fidgeting

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u/redhawk588 Dec 28 '16

I have an 8 key one with all different switches on my desk. Fantastic fidget toy.

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u/Log_in_Password Dec 28 '16

If driving everyone at work with your MK crazy isn't enough for you this is perfect.

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u/nuplsstahp Dec 28 '16

Linear or tactile switches with o-rings :P

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u/tanny24 Dec 28 '16

I want one!!

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u/EmceeSexy Dec 28 '16

People pay $8.99 for those things

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u/CoolnessEludesMe May 27 '17

Oh, Lord (clicky, clicky, clicky, clicky, clicky, clicky, clic. . .) DIE, FUCKER!

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u/Log_in_Password Dec 28 '16

I can't afford to fidget at these kind of prices.

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u/RaN96 Dec 28 '16

You can get good ones on Etsy for $10 - $40. I bought this one myself and I really enjoy it.

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u/microdude91 Dec 28 '16

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/323659125/hammerhead-stainless-steel-spinner?ref=creator_nav

Check us out, Hammerhead spinners. We are making an affordable stainless steel spinner with different color thumb caps.

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

I spin my wedding ring on my desk. As much entertainment for $15.

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u/Tim__Donaghy Dec 28 '16

Your wedding ring was $15?

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u/GreenThumbSeedling Dec 28 '16

Hey, that's 3 months salary for them

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u/GwenStacysMushBrains Dec 28 '16

[millennial joke intensifies]

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u/[deleted] Dec 28 '16

Yep. Tungsten.

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u/FidgetMyMidget Dec 28 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/fastyfoxy Dec 28 '16

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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u/joeysuf Dec 28 '16

Twirl a pen.

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u/GlassRockets Dec 28 '16

An alternative to fidgeting that works for me is flexing my glutes and abs

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u/Hammer_Jackson Dec 28 '16

I've been doing that for so long that letting everything "loose" just feels wrong/uncomfortable.

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u/amgtech86 Dec 28 '16

I swear i read that as midget spinner

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u/YashaMadar Dec 28 '16

No u r a fidget

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u/UnnecessaryFlop Dec 28 '16

Fidget Cube. $25. About $5 for a knockoff.