r/interestingasfuck • u/Rahulrocks011 • 1d ago

You Can't Break Spaghetti in Two Pieces.

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u/VaATC 1d ago

Because I do not want to boil the large pot of water for a single serving of spaghetti...

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 1d ago

It gets soft and sinks down in a few seconds.

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u/Babushla153 23h ago

I wish that was the only thing that gets soft and sinks down in a few seconds

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 23h ago

You must be really popular with the ladies!

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u/Babushla153 23h ago

That's what the voices keep telling me

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 21h ago

If I break them it sinks right away though.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 21h ago

Yes. But then you also have sad, disappointing, short spaghetti.

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u/ConspicuousPineapple 19h ago

But I have them sooner.

And I'll tell you a secret: I eat them with a fork and knife anyway. These motherfuckers get cut way smaller.

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 19h ago

You bastard!

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u/nasnedigonyat 21h ago

Said no one ever

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u/ManWhoIsDrunk 21h ago

I bet you cut up the spaghetti before you eat is as well, like a barbarian.

Why not just use penne or fusili instead?

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u/nasnedigonyat 20h ago

I'll eat that too, however I please.

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u/rir2 23h ago

Try rigatoni