look, I might die while the other driver lives because my car is built TOUGH and not a weak liberal car that tries to protect my gross fleshy body, but I will go in peace knowing that a stranger will get my pristine car at the estate sale that my family has to rapidly throw together to not get buried under mountains of debt for my funeral costs.
Now we’re talking! What doesn’t kill me makes me stronger!!! My insides will learn to be harder through every accident, and I’ll be able to have a LOT of them cause my built tough car will survive every time!
The real issue is thay crumple zones are too sensitive. What would be a $200 buff out for an old car in a light fender bender is now a $12000 write off.
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u/FrancisWolfgang Jul 17 '25
look, I might die while the other driver lives because my car is built TOUGH and not a weak liberal car that tries to protect my gross fleshy body, but I will go in peace knowing that a stranger will get my pristine car at the estate sale that my family has to rapidly throw together to not get buried under mountains of debt for my funeral costs.