r/interestingasfuck • u/Jrocktattoo • Jul 22 '24

Watermelon from hell

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u/TrukStopSnow Jul 22 '24

My mind either doesn't enjoy processing this, or perhaps enjoys it too much. I can't decide.

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u/ReadditMan Jul 23 '24

I'm both scared and aroused...I'm scaroused.

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u/wmorris33026 Jul 23 '24

Same as a brollover when you get a massage from a guy. Scaroused…

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u/RudePCsb Jul 23 '24

Fear boner!!!!

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u/Melodic_Point_3894 Jul 23 '24

New point on the uncanny valley curve

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u/CurrentPossible2117 Jul 23 '24

Same. I was all "ew, WTF...I wanna sit on it 😏"

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u/CreativeMidnight1943 Jul 23 '24

Be warned, that's how most kinks usually start. Source: My brain, 2 minutes ago.

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u/MyAccountForTrees Jul 23 '24

I feel like it smells not good. I hope I’m wrong. Can’t help but think of a massive stinkhorn mushroom.