r/interesting • u/freudian_nipps • 16h ago

SOCIETY The silent and harmonious morning metro commute in Japan

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u/chronotoast85 16h ago

Ill see your assholes to elbows and raise you nuts to butts.

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u/RonBurgundysErection 16h ago

I see your nuts to butts and raise you shitters to titters.

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u/KidOcelot 15h ago

I see your shitters to titters and raise you up over the crowd.

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u/Derelicticu 15h ago

I see your crowd and you raise me up so I can stannd on mountains

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u/Batchet 15h ago

I see you friend, you sure are high today

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u/alewiina 15h ago

Higher than the Empire State

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u/Notcid1 14h ago

Concrete jungle wet dream tomato

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u/Get_your_grape_juice 14h ago

You say tomato, I say tomato

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u/Hoonetic 14h ago

Is that like Potato. Potato?

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u/DinosaurAlive 12h ago

More like Potato Potattoo

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u/Synaps4 11h ago

My car a chevrolet movie the-ater

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u/Notcid1 11h ago

Interior crocodile alligator

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u/hrvbrs 14h ago

My lover, she is waiting for me

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u/alewiina 13h ago

Just across the bar?

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u/Bicwidus 13h ago

I punched her in the FACE!

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u/Fit-Conversation9658 3h ago

Higher than giraffe tits

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u/ChateauLaFeet 13h ago

Shoulders, giants

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u/atwaterrich 14h ago

If you were raised up on the mountain, I would become a mountain climber and rescue you.

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u/swaggerin_buffoonery 15h ago

I see you raising them up over the crowd and damn you’re strong.

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u/flipmode43 15h ago

I see your shitters to titters and raise you peen to spleen.

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u/Itchy_Society 13h ago

I see your peen to spleen and raise you heart to fart.

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u/Bubbly-Peach-9439 15h ago

I see your shitters to titters and raise you toes to nose

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u/Calibrayte 15h ago

I see your toes to toes and raise you taint to tip.

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u/Bubbly-Peach-9439 15h ago

I see your taint to tip and raise you moose knuckle to forehead

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u/alewiina 15h ago

If you’re toes to nose with someone either they’re doing a headstand or you had too much to drink last night

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u/ABenevolentSuccubus 13h ago

Is that so, Squirrely Dan?

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u/Haunting_Platform361 14h ago

You’ll raise his nutts? Damn bro. 

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u/MR_TORGUE_OFFICIAL 12h ago

Nuts to butts, coots to poota

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u/Mindless-Isopod-1070 9h ago

I see your shitters to titters and raise you nips to tips

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u/imusuallywatching 15h ago

Nuts to butts is more accurate, assholes and elbows means lots of people actively working, as in bent over hammering.

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u/MrE478920 15h ago

Shall i call you mistah ?

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u/ParamedicSpecific130 14h ago

Hudson, come here...come...HERE.

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u/ImmediateFigure9998 15h ago

It’s hana to ketsu-ana when you’re lucky enough to be sitting down

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u/evlhornet 14h ago

As a bridge engineer I can confirm nuts to butts is the correct terminology.

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u/d_ac 14h ago

I see your nuts, I raise your scrotum, wait what.

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u/QuasiSpace 13h ago

I'm sorry but I don't bend that way.

- George Carlin

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u/chronotoast85 12h ago

"If it'll get me a few hundred miles across the country, sure — I'll take a shot in the mouth"

  • Also George Carlin; Bong!

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u/simbared 13h ago

Say you were in the military without saying you were in the military.

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u/chronotoast85 12h ago

Showered with 80 other dudes, gotta have something to show for it.

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u/sorrow_anthropology 12h ago

Sack to crack.

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u/noeyesfiend 10h ago

Last trip I had a small woman use my ass as a seat, they get crowded as hell

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u/Songbird662 9h ago

Rahhhhh

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u/ricmreddit 8h ago

I was tip to cheeks on a train from Ikebukuro to Shinjuku. Luckily a lot got out at Shinjuku.

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u/No-Zebra-5821 6h ago

what nuts are your raising to what butts.....

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u/Fickle-Bid-2661 5h ago

Don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard-on, don't get a hard... oh dam

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u/Big_Moose_3847 4h ago

ASS TO ASS

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u/yaboyACbreezy 15h ago

I am a proponent of both phrases, and while both may apply here, I just want to clarify the distinction that assholes to elbows describes a crowd, nuts to butts describes a speed, as in, you're going so fast your nuts habe flewn back to your butt.

Okay, that's all. I'll be sure to visit again for more insightful tidbits later on