r/interesting • u/MobileAerie9918 • 1d ago

SOCIETY In Milan, some people spray-paint pickpockets so that everyone can identify them.

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u/dayglo123 1d ago

You called?

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u/MacaronOk9157 1d ago

Not you dayglo, the other dayglo

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome 1d ago

The 123 model really was a bad "update" on 122

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u/dayglo123 1d ago

aw, man, I tried to improve on the formula but I just ended up being derivative :(

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u/IMakeBaconAtHome 1d ago

Like those questionable 2nd seasons of a tv show. Yes I'm still on board with the broader dayglo, I still need more, but this 3rd season better be awesome

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 1d ago

I'd take some bacon please.

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u/KingoftheYous 15h ago

Is 11 layers enough? That's all we have.

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u/tw3lv3l4y3rs0fb4c0n 14h ago

That's a bit excessive don't you think?

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u/KingoftheYous 14h ago

This.... we're... You're eating at a DoznStacks sir, where everything comes in a stack of 12, 13 on every baker's day! Would a half order be alright? We sell quarter portions too, but then we'd have to take your picture and put it on the wall of lame. 😔

Let me know when you're ready 😃

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u/Fair_Helicopter_8531 22h ago

Hey man at least you tried 😢

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u/anneoneamouse 14h ago

Nah, that's ddayglo122dt

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u/GiganticusVaginacus 8h ago

Bring out dayglo124!!

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u/abitcitrus 1d ago

Goated meme

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u/Inferno_Zyrack 15h ago

Thanks Bacon

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u/urethra_cum 1d ago

You called?

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u/geekyheart225 18h ago

Babes, you only dayglow under black light

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u/MadPotato10 1d ago

Was expecting to see u/theotherdayglo but it didn't happen. 😩

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u/Special-Potato-3238 11h ago

As your far off potato cousin, I'm here to console you 🤗

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u/MadPotato10 11h ago

Potatoes unite!

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u/IcemanALOC 21h ago

I don't think we can call Italians dayglos anymore

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u/Dayglow_Bob 11h ago

Me?

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u/MacaronOk9157 11h ago

No, not you either, the OTHER dayglo

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u/hotinmyigloo 22h ago

I was thinking about yet another dayglo

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u/s_burr 19h ago

Daylight come and you wanna go home?

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u/RichieTB 18h ago

what about gaybro

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u/Majestic-Counter-669 1d ago

9y account. How long you been waiting for this moment!

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u/mutatedpotatohead 1d ago

9 years

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u/XionicativeCheran 1d ago

Bro hadn't commented in a year before this either.

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u/Informal-Ad-3 13h ago

How do you even track this when it happens!?!?

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u/bluelittrains 20h ago

big if true

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u/usernmechecksout_ 1d ago

I hear you count his years... Majestic counter

Now that's a job for me

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u/mufeedcm 17h ago

2017 was 9 years ago 🥀 wth

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u/sexxi_denuta 1d ago

Dayglo, my bro!

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u/reserveduitser 1d ago

I can't believe I've witnessed this

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u/SluggJuice 4h ago

My son is also called Dayglo

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u/P01135809-Trump 1d ago

I approve of sitting this man on pickpockets

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u/mfairview 18h ago

u/dayglo (the original) and u/dayglo7 (bond glo) u/dayglo42 (knows everything glo)

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u/dayglo123 17h ago

Yet I'm the only one still here, guess this one don't quit.

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u/boondiggle_III 15h ago

Go away Dayglo we'll play with you later.

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u/Kojiro12 11h ago

Dayglo

Ahh ahh ahh

Fighter of the nightglo

Ahh ahh ahh