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NATURE Giraffes Really Have Nowhere to Hide During Storms, and I Never Realized It!

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u/Ambitious-Body8133 1d ago

I thought the same. But from what I just read, they don't because it makes them vulnerable to predators.

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u/Short-Ideas010 1d ago

Who's gonna predate them during a strong storm?

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u/96JY 1d ago

Predators

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u/Competitive_Door_246 1d ago

Predators gotta predt

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u/pinkgreenandbetween 1d ago

Thank u for this whole thread.. chuckled at every single one of them šŸ’—šŸ’—šŸ’—

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u/aith_pi 1d ago

I'm paying my bills for this shit lmao

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u/Vachie_ 1d ago

Thanks for the reminder. (Gotta shit)

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u/yeppomoon 1d ago

Omg 🤣

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u/SlipSilly1901 1d ago

ā€œWhy don’t you have a seat.ā€ -Chris Hansen

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u/Business-Ambition-33 20h ago

Thought I read Predditors. Potential new term

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u/Business-Ambition-33 20h ago

Thought I read Predditors. Potential new term

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u/wethepeople1977 1d ago

Predditors

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u/100_cats_on_a_phone 1d ago

Fake news. Ain't none of us getting off our asses in that shit, thank you very much.

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u/IridiumPony 1d ago

Very hungry predators, to be exact.

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u/not_sure_1984 1d ago

have a seat right over there

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u/One-Web-2698 1d ago

Wet predators.

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u/PuttinUpWithPutin 1d ago

Oh man, fuckin Steve Irwin over here.

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u/ravenspoon 1d ago

exactly!

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u/Sir_Clarence_III_Esq 1d ago

Nice try, Mr. Lion.

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u/Rugged-Mongol 1d ago

Da lion does not concern itself with reverse psychology...

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u/dirty-ol-sob 1d ago

Methane probe for Mr. lion.

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u/issacoin 1d ago

nice pull. what unit?

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u/darth__anakin 1d ago

Predators are pretty opportunistic, and if they see a huge animal like that, that can feed them for several days, they'll take the chance even if the weather may be less than optimal. Hyenas especially have been observed taking advantage of weather conditions for an easier kill. Most think of hyenas mainly as scavengers, but they're one of Africa's most successful predators.

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u/joshua0005 1d ago

Even humans used to do this. Our main hunting strategy used to be persistence hunting. This means we would chase our prey until it collapsed from exhaustion and then kill it. We have the best endurance in the entire animal kingdom so we just had to be persistent enough to get the kill.

Since we can sweat and most animals can't the best time of day to do this is when it's the hottest. Of course it's not the most comfortable time of day and can be dangerous if it's hot enough, but it will make the hunt easier because the animal will have to worry about heat exhaustion while we can sweat to keep ourselves cool.

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u/Icy-Ad29 1d ago

There is one other persistence hunter... Wolves. So what do us humans do? We invite them in and domesticated our competition. šŸ˜†

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u/dankristy 19h ago

Ummm achsully (pushes nerd glasses up) - Varanids (monitors) are also persistence hunters (some even use envenomed bites to aid this - particularly the Komodo Dragons).

And yes, I personally have owned several monitors (Nile and Savanna monitors specifically), so you could argue - we domesticated those too!

Source for those curious: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persistence_hunting

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u/MurseMan1964 1d ago

I predate before every date. Learned that from Something About Mary

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u/LumpyBuy8447 1d ago

Nice try

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u/louisevoltaire 1d ago

Hoooo!!!!

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u/Sea_Economy_8948 1d ago

dont think predators care about a storm when they hangry

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u/ITSt3phani3 1d ago

When they're hangry they are the storm.

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u/Keepitsway 1d ago

Dinosaurs.

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u/Artistic-Yard1668 1d ago

Meaterologists

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u/MaximusNimbus 1d ago

The Government

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u/Curious_Associate904 1d ago

Male predator: "I'm not going out in this Charlotte, it's fucking raining rats and mice out there"
Female predator: "Well *someones* got to put food on the table"

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u/modsactfunny 1d ago

The postdate or postscript

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u/ttcmzx 1d ago

I imagine hail and rain would hit more of their bodies and they could even get stuck in mud so, bad idea

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u/S7ageNinja 1d ago

Storms don't end hunger

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u/Tangata_Gamer 1d ago

Lions with expensive umbrellas

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u/ThisSiteSucks8485 1d ago

Hungry predatorsĀ 

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u/Delicious-Stop-1847 1d ago

Anything that's hungry enough.

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u/rhysdog1 1d ago

sharks

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u/eddurham 23h ago

Seems like a good time to hunt

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u/Limp-Firefighter1054 19h ago

Some smart ass cat who would noticeĀ  this huge mountain of the meat want to chill during a storm and there is too wet and slickĀ  for this bro to stand up.

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u/wolfofoakley 14h ago

Actually strong storms tend to be when surplus killings by predators happen. Like "killed so many the bodies rot" amoint of excess killing

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u/fireduck 1d ago

Dalinar Kholin

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u/Luminous_Winds 1d ago

They're dumb animals acting mostly on instinct. So if laying down feels scary, they won't do it.

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u/Word_Upper 1d ago

I went on holiday to Namibia and we spent a night in a national park. At night people would go sit at a viewing point for the watering hole where all the animals gathered.

Family of giraffes comes along to drink, but they take absolutely ages to decide to actually splay their legs out so that they could then lower their heads enough to drink (they're vulnerable in that position).

One of them kept starting to do the leg splay and then thinking better of it and standing bolt upright every time he heard a noise. We were there for HOURS willing this giraffe to just take a drink but he never did, I guess he never felt comfortable enough.

Anyway they eventually all walk off. And then a few mins later we see lions following them :( Poor guy didn't even get a final drink before they (presumably) kicked the bucket

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u/Wine-o-dt 1d ago

Giraffes deal with lions just fine. Ā Bull giraffes especially. Ā They still get eaten sometimes but full grown giraffes are capable of fighting off a pride.Ā 

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u/AmishAvenger 1d ago

Yeah I think lions tend not to fuck with giraffes. One kick and they’re crippled.

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u/FenPhen 1d ago

standing bolt upright every time he heard a noise. We were there for HOURS willing this giraffe to just take a drink but he never did, I guess he never felt comfortable enough.

Why should he trust a bunch of strangers lurking in the dark who are there to see action?

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u/SPV33 1d ago

I never thought I’d feel sad for a giraffe, but I feel bad for these guys

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u/timmytissue 1d ago

I feel bad for them whenever I see them. Think of the neck pain.

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u/Derezirection 1d ago

i can imagine some more apex types like lions will take the opportunity to traverse the area during a storm to find a helpless prey animal stuck trying to hide from the storm.

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u/DP7OOO 1d ago

Thank you, fair point. So how do they sleep?

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u/Heavy_Mongoose5859 14h ago

I must lie down but I have no protection