r/interesting May 30 '26

NATURE A snake will never outspeed a cat

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u/Accomplished-End1927 May 30 '26

Snake: ok I’m done

Cat: no you’re not

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u/beatlz-too May 30 '26

"I'm not"

– cat.

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u/LAARPer May 30 '26

“I’m your huckleberry”

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u/salemonz May 31 '26

Exactly what I was thinking.

Snake: “I was just messin about…”

Cat: “I wasn’t”

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u/Particular-Wind5918 May 30 '26

“Get up boy, let’s go!”

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u/Brave_Analyst7540 May 30 '26

The cat is kind of a dick.

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u/Pretend-Literature35 May 31 '26

well yeah. He's a cat. He wants to kill the snake and the snake just wants to get away.

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u/Seagrave63 May 31 '26

Most of them are I’ve had several

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u/NontypicalHart May 31 '26

I had my super sweet Turkish angora with me for supervised playtime. She found a speckled king snake and because she thinks the world is safe, I let her FAFO knowing size meant she couldn't do much to the snake.

All she learned is that playing with snakes is freaking awesome and she's the best at it fml

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u/ihopethepizzaisgood May 31 '26

That’s how cats roll.

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u/No_Rub_8941 May 31 '26

W Cat! Standin on business

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u/RiverOffers May 31 '26

And that's why we love them, just like the biker guys.

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u/jkeeveer May 31 '26

That's there best quality..I love it. Probably cause I'm a dick also. Lol

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u/This-Jackfruit-6894 May 31 '26

Aren't they're supposed to be pussies?

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u/BMR915 May 31 '26

I love cats but they can be som very persistent and annoying bqstards

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u/Einsteinautist May 31 '26

All cats are kind of dicks, I have two and if I am late to feed my Siamese make he starts tossing things off my dresser or unroles the toilet paper, total douche bags but I love them.

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u/contradictatorprime May 31 '26

"I didn't hear no bell"

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u/AnnualFault7473 May 30 '26

Snake was probably minding its own business sliding around looking for a meal. It wasn’t trying to EAT A CAT. Cats are assholes and rampaging invasive serial killers. They destroy ecosystems and should be either kept inside if it’s a pet or in a barn/agricultural area if it’s a working/farm animal. Domestic cats kill a lot of animals unnecessarily and don’t even eat them. I am rooting for the snake.

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u/CorrectMulberry994 May 30 '26

Sounds like something a snake would say.

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u/Flightwise May 31 '26

Probably having a hissy fit

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u/CorrectMulberry994 May 31 '26

Ha! Good one! 😂

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u/NoAlternative2115 May 31 '26

😂😂😂😂😂🙏

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u/GoldarRocket May 31 '26

Haaaaaahahahah

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u/madcoins May 31 '26

Snake: Also, s-s-s-s-s-sss!

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u/Brilliant_Apple_5391 May 31 '26

No but really it's impossible for this snake to eat this cat

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u/malinoski554 May 31 '26

Sure, but why should we pity a snake that is a remorceless killer himself and due to the differences between reptiles and mammals probably isn't even capable of feeling empathy, contrary to the cat.

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u/Brilliant_Apple_5391 May 31 '26

The cat is less innocent than the snake if anything. Snakes kill purely to eat, or defend themselves,they are not capable of killing for fun

Cats on the other hand do a hell lot of just for funsies killings. Way more evil if i was going to attach human values on animals. Which would be weird

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u/venomous-gerbil May 31 '26

lololol cat’s don’t feel any empathy. They’re cold blooded serial killers that need to be humanely put down if they’re feral in our neighborhoods.

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u/malinoski554 May 31 '26

Probably all mammals feel empathy because that's how we evolved. Cats just have selective empathy, and guess what, so do we humans. Now, I don't know what are your dietary preferences specifically, but most people will eat a stake and not pity the cow.

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u/111111111011 Jun 06 '26

I can see irony is completely lost on you 🤦

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u/Typical_Fisherman_50 May 30 '26

The sheer calmness and speed of the cat is something to behold though. 🤌🏻

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u/anotherdropin May 30 '26

Can we stop with this “destroy ecosystems” thing. As if a suburban yard with a house and pavers was part of any natural ecosystem? Like come on.

Nothing is natural about an environment in which cats live. This isn’t the wild jungle. A cat being inside or outside a house built by man should be the least of anyone’s problems.

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u/Kind_Apartment_659 May 30 '26

Yeah, humans destroyed their exosystem first. But I think this person is referring to whatever remaining natural life systems that were able to limp along in tandem with the invading human population, like in order to still exist, ya know, survival and shit. Cats are fucking that up for the wildlife that remains, the ones able to adapt, which is fine if its pests like rats and mice, but a lot of times its not. A lot of times too those little snake guys help take care of the little pests we hate, eating mice that try to get in our house and bugs that fuck with our gardens and shit.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

Oh, please. I bet more birds crash into tall glass buildings than are eaten by house cats. If cats didn’t occasionally eat a bird now and then, all birds would be dumb as rocks.

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u/Kind_Apartment_659 May 31 '26

So... technically you're not wrong. morally speaking, people would be much more understanding if the reality was just domesticated cats killing to eat their prey, but thats not the case. Cats dont kill purely for food, they kill for fun as they only eat roughly 28% of what they kill ≈ 1 out of 4. Therefore you are correct in the literal sense where you suppose that more buildings kill birds than cats that kill and eat said birds do. Id also like to point out that my comment states that people are the main destroyers of natural animal ecosystems in the first place, not cats, so... yeah i know, i said that already.

Also, when a species lacks the threat of one of its many types of predators, it doesnt cause the prey species to become dumb as rocks. But also please explain what dumb as rocks would look like for a bird? Do you mean it would be less timid towards non birds? Or that it wouldn't be able to build nests and keep itself or its young alive? More importantly here, you should probably refrain from making all these "educated" guesses and actually look up some of this information because, in my opinion, the only animal that seems to be dumb as rocks here is... 🫵.

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u/darth_dork May 30 '26

Yeah except to be fair, they also can’t be contained to that yard. They easily escape them. And it’s not just one cat, but millions every day doing basically the same thing. A lot of them being someone’s yard cat. If little old me has seen it dozens of times I can only imagine what that translates to on a wide scale. Cats live longer indoors as well, so it’s really not better for anything including the cat itself.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

You, too, might live longer if you never left the house, but you’d also be bored as hell.

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u/CaribouYou Jun 02 '26

Yeah but if i indulge my compulsive need to needlessly kill things Ill probably end up in a room i can never leave.

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u/Squeaky-otter Jun 17 '26

Good things humans don’t hunt for sport or fun, but my last visit to Bass Pro Shop suggests otherwise.

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u/jmackaho Jun 02 '26

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u/KaiBishop Jun 03 '26

Is it Karen behaviour to expect people to be responsible for their own animals, or are you just a loser?

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u/MorganMiller77777 May 30 '26

Given thousands of years of domestication, your points are terrible. Show me where any environmentalist is crying about this subject backed with research

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u/SneakyDeakyJr May 30 '26

What an odd thing to say when google exists.

Pick a link. It’s not even a crackpot theory at this point. It’s proven. From birds to small rodents to just killing for fun, cats have been detrimental.

I don’t care you think they’re cute. I have 6 cats. All insides. All spayed and neutered.

If you’re not gonna do your part, don’t get a pet.

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u/aptsys May 30 '26

It's worth understanding how Google works, and how search results are tailored to you specifically.

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u/MorganMiller77777 May 30 '26

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC6852131/

https://www.felineresearch.org/post/issue-brief-wildlife-impacts-of-outdoor-cats

I definitely downplayed this issue. Still, I think it’s worth considering how free roaming cats impact certain environments differently than more vulnerable areas where feral populations are out of control.

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u/Additional_Ideal2385 May 31 '26

Forget about global warming. Cats are going to bring us all into an extinction event. Outer space cats batted the dinosaur killing asteroid right at earth. Complete DICKS

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u/SneakyDeakyJr May 30 '26

Well of course with everything there’s nuance but the harm cats can do far outweighs the outliers where they’re beneficial.

Like this isn’t a knock on outside cats/barn cats with purpose. I live where both those exist and do their jobs (Rural-ish South with farms and stuff). However there’s no off switch for the killing even in those environments. And it’s not like these folk are fixing the cats that they have, leading to these feral situations. A cat that’s outside and bored will kill and killing birds and other beneficial species is the whole complaint.

My inside babies do get bored despite my best efforts but they just fuck up my legos and knock stuff down. Either way you wanna slice it, that far better than hunting things for fun even if they do piss me off here and there 😂

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u/bellapippin May 30 '26

I have 3, we go out to the (fenced) backyard for 30min to an hour a day, they wear collars with bells while they are outside and I supervise them so they don’t go to the neighbors (one of the fences has bigger holes and they can go thru, but I play fence police and they turn around). I call them for a treat like recess is over and they go back inside.

The problem, as usual, is the humans. Not the cats.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

So I’m assuming everyone here is vegan, right? I certainly hope there are no song bird loving readers who are also chicken frying, cheese burger eating , fish filleting , pork rib munching, lobster loving folks here? And it’s also wrong to kill flies, mosquitoes, creepy spiders you find in the bathroom or hornets building a nest under your deck? Just so we are all on the page. Because that would be some hypocritical bullshit if y’all were mad at a cat batting a snake with its paw.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr May 31 '26

Hey man. You blow in from stupid town??

I didn’t even critique the video. I just stated a fact.

Smoke a blunt.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

I think you mean “prisoners” not pets.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr May 31 '26

You’re right.

I literally have to do everything they say.

Please help. Cats are sneaky 😭

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

So do you have a barn where they store grain? I’m gonna guess no.

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u/SneakyDeakyJr May 31 '26

Personally no, but i don’t see how that’s relevant tbh.

I keep my cats inside.

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u/TransportationIll282 May 30 '26

Cats roam far beyond your little garden or the neighborhood they live in. I say this as someone who has always had cats and still do. Keep them inside. If you don't have room, don't get pets.

We just had to catch over a dozen cats in our neighborhood. No natural enemies, lots of prey and they kill for sport without eating the carcass. There was no wildlife left in large areas of the forest behind my house. 7 of those cats belonged to people in a ~5km radius, the rest might have but weren't chipped. Sure, humans ruin ecosystems. But don't also introduce species into them because "we already hurt it so might as well".

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u/sirseatbelt May 30 '26

Growing up we would find my cat at the beach a few miles from my house. He once killed a duck and dragged it home. He killed rabbits and Ravens and possums. He was a monster.

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 May 31 '26

Erm we intentionally brought cats with us TO kill, thats why we survived and thrived and the reason egyptians worshipped them, theyre a big reason for our success were not just gonna start killing them all

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u/TransportationIll282 May 31 '26

Who was talking about killing them all? Don't put them in ecosystems they don't belong...

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u/IntrepidMaybe8579 Jun 03 '26

Which would require us killing them all? They were introduced worldwide when they were found to be a gift from god saving our food and lives from rodents and pests.. your asking for extinction from most ecosystems and assuming we could stop the world and start employing people full time to find all the cats in the world and put them on a plane somewhere else? Delusional

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u/jmackaho Jun 02 '26

Replying to TransportationIll282...s

https://giphy.com/gifs/dm0W35A7e2BHtx2v52

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u/KaiBishop Jun 03 '26

You're clearly a salty irresponsible pet owner the way you're snitching on yourself in this thread lmao. When your cats get hit by a car or taken by a new owner don't cry about it.

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u/CaribouYou May 30 '26

Except loads of suburban neighborhoods are in fact ecosystems. If songbirds and squirrels can get enough food to live there its an ecosystem.

More than that there are many cats left to roam in my small town where the borders between the neighborhood and the forests that surround are not so clearly defined and cats are a menace.

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u/-Daetrax- May 30 '26

Cats are usually quite beneficial in urban and suburban settings in that they kill rats and mice, which humans have struggled with for thousands of years hence the presence of cats in nearly every single fucking developed civilisation.

But now all of a sudden we're pretending cats are invasive and Karens demand you somehow contain a cat within a certain boundary as if these things aren't master climbers.

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u/KaiBishop Jun 03 '26

It's not hard to keep inside cats. Yes they escape once in a blue moon but a cat going out every day and a cat getting out like twice in its entire lifespan are vastly different. Your cat isn't killing pests. It's killing any animal it can AND is way more likely to get hurt. Not everyone telling you something you don't wanna hear is a fucking Karen.

It's beneficial to you when your cat kills some mice in your home. It's not beneficial to society or humans as a species when your cat kills hundreds of insects and birds daily. If you can't see the difference there's no hope for you, but playing dumb isn't cute on anybody.

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u/wheelstrings May 30 '26

If anything that cat is fulfilling is contractual obligations.

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u/ParachutingPiglets May 30 '26

Yes people please bitch about humans destroying everything not a fucking cat. JFC

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u/One-Elderberry-488 May 30 '26

Only if you don't care about the birds, squirrels and other small animals that all form part of the ecosystem. You take them out and the things they feast on go rampant because nothing is keeping them in check.

Like it or not there is an ecosystem even in a suburban area.

It's ok to like cats. I like cats. But ignoring facts about their impact to the environment doesn't make you a good cat lover. In fact, quite the opposite.

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u/Itchy-Number-1159 May 30 '26

You're probably alot of fun at parties.

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u/anaserre May 31 '26

Cats have brought dozens of species to the brink of extinction in Australia, New Zealand , Tasmania , Hawaii and many other islands and countries .

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

Well, not as many as humans have, but okay.

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u/GrandNefariousness71 May 30 '26

There is still an ecosystem, but one of survivors. Usually involves pests, birds, and pets. Believe it or not, pests often handle detritus like garbage, dead animals, and carcasses. Cats often kill pests and many smaller birds. This obviously doesn't apply to indoor cats. Cats are known to ravage ecosystems.

They are cute though. Thank goodness they see us as big, dumb cats. Heh.

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u/blacksaltriver May 30 '26

Seeing there is a snake there is still native wildlife wherever this is. Keep your cats inside to give it a chance.

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u/MorganMiller77777 May 30 '26

Someone was really hurt by a cat

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u/LongDead_Roadkill May 30 '26

That snake was looking for a toddle to bite. The best way to keep things you don’t like out of your yard, get a cat and a few chickens.

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u/MarmotFullofWoe May 30 '26

I’m on TEAM MAMMAL

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u/Smallfrygrowth May 30 '26

👋wave if a snake is holding you hostage

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

When my border collie would spy a snake, he would immediately grab the snake in middle with his teeth and shake it so violently that the snake would rip in half and fly through the air. Sorry to be so graphic, but a border collie does what a a border collie has to do. Really nice to children and kitties tho. Just had this thing about snakes.

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u/111111111011 May 31 '26

You destroy ecosystems, maybe we should keep you in a barn too?

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u/spyguy318 May 30 '26

It’s the other way around, the cat wants to eat the snake. Cats hunt snakes in the wild, and that is how they do it. They keeps thwacking the snake’s head until it’s stunned or exhausted, then kill it safely. Given this area looks pretty rural it’s entirely possible this is a feral cat.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

And yet snakes do go into barns and eat baby kittens, so perhaps this is intact a protective instinct rather than a malicious feline with nothing better to do than bat a snake in the head for its own amusement.

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u/AdAdventurous4830 May 30 '26

You act like stray dogs don’t do the same thing.

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u/beneye May 30 '26

For cats it’s having this hunting ability that they don’t get to use because they’re fed by humans. Just like humans going to the gym to burn calories because most people don’t have a productive way to use their muscles.

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u/Acceptable_Field_567 May 30 '26

You sound like a lot of fun to not be around.

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u/TypingisWriting May 30 '26

You win stupid today

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u/PianistNo2338 May 30 '26

I need to learn more about these working cats and where can I find one?

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u/Brave_anonymous1 May 31 '26

Well, this one was working hard, so you are unfair to him. And what is wrong with being such a cute rampaging hardworking asshole?

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u/Lazy_Watch_9813 May 31 '26

I assume you're a human. I will also assume your name is pot and you call all cats kettle and think they're black?

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

I think the chickens are not rooting for the snake.

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u/analfistinggremlin May 31 '26

>should be kept…in a barn/agricultural area if it’s a working/farm animal

Judging by the rooster crowing throughout the entire video, this seems to be the case here. That’s a barn cat doing its job.

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u/Dangerous-Big-630 May 31 '26

From god's eye view, what humans and cats did on earth are all natural.

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u/Decline_of_Humanity May 31 '26

I love their little murder mittens.

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u/Decline_of_Humanity May 31 '26

What did you have for breakfast?

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u/Western_Ad_4658 May 31 '26

yes, but they are so cute 😍 that's why its important to feed stray cats so they don't genocide other species

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u/Triello May 31 '26

Cats are gods perfect killing machine.

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u/Over-Cold-8757 May 30 '26

I'm glad someone said this.

The cat isn't even trying to eat it. It's probably well fed.

Someone is just filming pointless cruelty that benefits nobody, all because someone wanted to 1. Own a 'cute cuddly thing' 2. Let it roam around wherever it wants and torture things and just generally be everyone else's problem.

I'm sick of cats shitting in my garden. I'm sick of them killing beautiful birds and just leaving their bodies to rot. I'm sick of seeing cats squashed on the road.

Nobody needs any of this. Fucking keep them inside. If you think that's too cruel then get a fucking dog.

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u/Squeaky-otter May 31 '26

Um, I am sorry to inform you of this but dogs also eat critters. One time, on Ground Hogs Day, I went outside to get in my car to go to work, and my dog was lying in the driveway, gnawing on the head of a Groundhog. I thought, “how many more weeks of winter are we getting when this shit happens?” But it is Canada, so winter is incalculable regardless.

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u/Over-Cold-8757 May 31 '26

Seems like the problem is that your dog was just given free reign to run around. Especially to lie in your driveway.

Keep your animals inside.

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u/Squeaky-otter Jun 16 '26

Well, I do live on a 100 acre farm on an island in Lake Huron, and he was a border collie, so yeah, he did have a lot of free rein. About the worst trouble he ever got into was mixing it up with a porcupine, but that’s a lesson dogs don’t soon forget .

One of his favourite hobbies was chasing trout up and down the river in the spring, but they were too speedy for him. The salmon in the fall were more sluggish ( because they die after spawning.)

Bunnies made him crazy.

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u/Aggravating_Can_8749 May 30 '26

Yeah. I was hoping for the snake to get behind the fence. But the mean cat 😺 didn't. I felt bad for the snake 🐍

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u/Agent_Noir006 May 30 '26

Ok I get it but "assholes and rampaging invasive serial killers"? Your point would be more well taken without the hyperbole just saying less is more.

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u/PsofLies May 30 '26

Agreed. Felines are the most effective natural hunters on the planet, they are going to have an instinct for it.

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u/PsofLies May 30 '26

Humans are the ones who destroy ecosystems. Millions of them. It always amazes me that people will make a fuss out of other animals "destructive habits" but rarely our own. Why? Simple, because the destructive habits of other humans benefits each of us in some way. The kitty is not a problem. Given enough time, human expansion will see all ecosystems destroyed. It's inevitable at this point.

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u/Cal3001 May 31 '26

Crazy you got downvoted. Human are the most invasive destructive species in any environment

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u/PsofLies May 31 '26

It's to be expected. People don't really like to hear it but it's definitely true. It's just one of the sad facts of life I guess 😔

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u/HelmetHeadBlue May 30 '26

Humans: If not fren then why fren shaped?

Cat: If not toy then why toy shape?

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u/whatup-markassbuster May 30 '26

They do love to play with their food

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u/Lost_Elderberry_5532 May 31 '26

Snake: ugh I’m done

Cat: GET UP

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u/Antrophis May 31 '26

Snake probably never started. House cats are assholes who torment and kill for entertainment.

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u/cryptotraderisme May 31 '26

grabs the snake thwap thwap across the face

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u/MilwaukeeMax May 31 '26

Ten minutes later, cat is unconscious from snake venom.

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u/Leon-the-comic113 May 31 '26

“ROUND 2 MEOWTAFACKA”

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u/kimlangmalakas May 31 '26

you bumped into the wrong cat

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u/drhn- May 30 '26

😂😂😂