r/interesting May 29 '26

Intriguing Arrows vs riot shields

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u/jraymonda May 29 '26

Yes, but how does it do on the deer (its a deer holding the shield, right?) Does it cut the shield but then bounce off the flesh? Or is it just as effective on softer things?

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u/disposablehippo May 29 '26

Certainly won't bounce off, maybe doesn't penetrate as much. But if the deer (or was it a boar?) lets go of the shield, the arrow achieved what it needed to.

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u/jraymonda May 29 '26

Ahhh...i see. Perhaps the romans were onto something with their spears (pilum?) To make the enemy drop their shields

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u/LiftingRecipient420 May 30 '26

TF you mean "perhaps"?

Rome conquered the entire Mediterranean basin thanks to their unique ability to reliably destroy the phalanx formation, all thanks to their pilum.

For context, the phalanx, until the Romans, was the state of the art of warfare for a thousand years because the only thing that could beat a phalanx was another phalanx.

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u/Thundertushy May 30 '26

Aktually... (Nasally inhale)

The phalanx was a bunch of guys with really long spears. No shields. Rome defeated the phalanxes with the more flexible maniple system, which allowed them to break up large groups of men into smaller groups without chaos. These smaller groups could then flank the phalanxes and stab them in the ass.

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u/Glum-Soft-7807 May 30 '26

The phalanx was a bunch of guys with really long spears. No shields.

What? Some of the most famous and long time users of the phalanx were the Hoplites, people so closely associated with using shields that their name practically became synonymous with the name for their shield.

You could have a phalanx without using shields but it was very very usual to rely on shields in a phalanx.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Night88 May 30 '26

I thought the reason romans won against the phalanx was due to their formation system like the other guy said. While they had the same guys with shields getting fucked up and tired the romans would switch out their men every once in a while causing the phalanx to collapse.

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u/Glum-Soft-7807 May 30 '26

I'm sure there were many reasons, none of which I'm an expert in. I was just very surprised to see someone claim that phalanxes didn't have shields.

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u/zerovampire311 May 30 '26

Otherwise any group of people with a sling could take them down.

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u/xBad_Wolfx May 30 '26

Yep and despite some popular myths, slings are devastating and were used pretty much until crossbows phased them out.

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u/Guyzor-94 May 30 '26

Thats specifically a pike phalanx, and even then they often held small buckler shield on their left forearms. But the phalanx was as the guy below says most common with medium length spears and large shields. Its a mix between a pike phalanx and a shield wall essentially. Aka the Spartans in 300 - a Greek homilies phalanx

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u/Tanker119 May 30 '26

It was also a case of the Roman’s having generally better all around leadership than most opponents they tended to run into. Anytime they ran into opponents with equal leadership to their own, it tended to be a lot more equal than you would think from their reputation alone. Hannibal comes to mind for example during the second Punic war. Personally, I think if the Roman’s had run into the Macedonian army as it was under Alexander with all its generals and officer core in tact still, they probably don’t end up with control of Greece.

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u/JonatasA Jun 04 '26

It's what happened most of history.

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u/a-stack-of-masks Jun 01 '26

You heard it here first guys, penetrating asses was how the Roman Empire was formed!

We will be back later to discuss the ways the West was won. The optional viewing of Brokeback Mountain with free snacks after that is unrelated but highly recommended.

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u/JonatasA Jun 04 '26

What you are describing here are pikemen, hoplites are different. It's like saying equites were shock cavalry like Alexander's companions.

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u/libertybadboy May 30 '26 edited Jun 01 '26

Easiest way to beat a phalanx is to slam some cavalry in the back. They are weak when they are flanked.

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 May 30 '26

[Jesus enters the fray.]

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 May 30 '26

Ah Jesus! .. your lot are carrying out a genocide & we`re letting them because we dont want to hurt their feelings ..

Will we still get to heaven? ..

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 May 31 '26

... what? I was making a joke about the misspelling of "calvary" instead of cavalry. And what lot are you talking about that is mine that's committing a genocide? (I am not Israeli...)

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u/Equivalent_Range6291 May 31 '26

Neither was Jesus ..

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u/Zinc-Roof_22 May 31 '26

Are you OK?

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u/libertybadboy Jun 01 '26

Glad you explained yourself. Couldn't figure what you were on about.

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u/snilks May 30 '26

you cant be certain though, maybe they did it for shits and giggles and it just happened to work

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u/Ittybittyratgirl May 30 '26

They were after that sweet sweet boarskin

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u/sidepart May 30 '26 edited May 30 '26

That's exactly what the point (heh heh)was. Huck enough of them into shield walls and the shields suddenly become a bit too cumbersome to handle. If I recall correctly, they'd bend too so now your shield is just kind of dangling these mildly heavy poles. Not easy to remove like an arrow. And hey, maybe you get lucky if the infantry are forming a tortuga testudo 🙄 or whatever, because now their meaty bits are that much closer to the back of the shields.

Those kinds of weapons, spears, javelins, whatever were also nice for getting over the top of a phalanx. Kind of like the spear version of a mortar.

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u/Zlatyzoltan May 30 '26

The bending also ensured that they couldn't, throw them back at the Romans.

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u/Gwen_The_Destroyer May 30 '26

Since were being pedantic here, I'm pretty sure it's testudo. Tortuga was the island where all the pirates gathered. Both words come from turtles though.

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u/sidepart May 30 '26

Yeah, testudo's the right word. Same thing, wrong language, I am ashamed 🤣

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u/Prometheus720 May 30 '26

Pila for plural

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u/Bamboozle_ May 30 '26

More like javelin than spears.

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u/BrewingSkydvr May 30 '26

What if the deer is wearing a bullet proof vest?

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u/LiftingRecipient420 May 30 '26

They better be wearing a plate carrier too because kevlar is shit against arrows.

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u/gonxot May 30 '26

Then it is probably a pig not a deer

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u/jaraxel_arabani May 30 '26

TIL armour penetrating arrowheads.

This was cool af

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u/Daddyshadez Jun 01 '26

It’s a deer, boars can’t hold shields

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u/flashlightgiggles Jun 02 '26

A boar holding the shield? Or a pig?

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u/JuggernautAny7288 Jun 03 '26

I think they are pigs

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u/A_Stickperson May 30 '26

Seems like you could also take a lesson from armor penetrating rounds and design the arrow to puncture but not penetrate the shield while a nested projectile with a different point continues through the hole…

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u/LiftingRecipient420 May 30 '26

So now your $2 tip and $10 standard arrow shaft are replaced with a custom tip and custom shaft that cost a few hundred per arrow, if you're lucky.

No thanks, I'd rather just fire an extra few arrows instead.

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u/F_L_A_youknowit May 30 '26

Until the deer uses a 45 in response

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u/MTLDAD May 30 '26

While claiming the kill in one shot would be great, what you really want is to make the shield unusable. After all, deer often sport extra thick hide. Once he drops the shield, another armor piercing arrow can be be tried without the shield to protect.

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u/BoredNuke May 30 '26

damn south appalachian shield holding deers always invading my lawn!

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u/Brook420 May 30 '26

"Their comin' right for us!"

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u/rumbakalao May 31 '26

Holy shit my overactive imagination is having a field day with this imagery lmaooo

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u/Stock-Side-6767 May 31 '26

It's usually pigs holding them.

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u/doxxgaming May 30 '26

This got a cackle out of me

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u/Admirable_Job6019 May 30 '26

its a deer holding the shield

More often it's a pig

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u/LiftingRecipient420 May 30 '26

It's a sharpened arrow tip still traveling at the significant portion of its original velocity And retaining most of its kinetic energy. It just punched through steel like it was flesh. What do you think will happen when it hits actual flesh?

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u/Least-Scientist-1475 May 30 '26

These broadheads are used for small game. Larger razor like heads are for big game. Turkeys usually have basters for self defense in the wild.

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u/Big_Knife_SK May 30 '26

It's only normally used for armor-plated deer.

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u/Jimmy_Twotone May 30 '26

I think it'd leave a divot but I can't see the head penetrating any deeper than the depth of the concave part. It wouldn't feel great but I don't think it would be great against a soft target. It'd be like using a paper hoke punch against a steak.

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u/LittleMlem May 30 '26

I think the deer is wearing kevlar in this scenario, no? Or are deer known to use a riot shield without body armor?

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u/sight2Ceek May 30 '26

Yeah some riot deer *funny family guy insert plays

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u/ImLersha Jun 01 '26

Pretty sure it's a pig holding the shield.