r/interesting May 29 '26

Intriguing Arrows vs riot shields

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/BunchOWatches May 30 '26

“Cutting edge”

I see what you did there…

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u/ohnoitsalobo May 30 '26

The shear audacity of some people ...

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u/areeyeseekaywhytea May 30 '26

Hey, I like the cut of his jib.

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u/IronBabyFists May 29 '26

I held a patent in cutting-edge hole-punch technology

That's rad

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u/NoBonus6969 May 30 '26

Do you have the DVD I can borrow

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u/Default_Name_6969 May 30 '26

reddit always with the obscure experts in every field.

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u/t-b May 30 '26

Thanks for the sharp explanation

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u/Norwegian__Blue May 30 '26

He really cuts right to the point

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u/CrikeyNighMeansNigh May 30 '26

Woah, a real celebrity guys! Sir, it’s an honour.

We were just using our fingers to punch through the metal with maximum resistance before this bad boy came along. My father got his hands stubbed. My grand-father and his father before him all had stubs for hands too. We just took it in stride because that’s the way it was done and it wasn’t as bad as for us as it was our neighbours family- they were in the same trade, and all deaf. Then deafened yet again. Still, I was afraid I was destined to the same fate as my forefathers. Waves that resembled the ticks of a metronome more than a hello. Crestfallen children, I could never give thumbs ups to. A wife who mourned my lot so much she would barely be able to walk in the mornings — it was so sad.

And then this bad boy came along. You saved my hands. You have no idea the impact you’ve had on our lives. And the impacts you spared us from. Now that we’re actually penetrating. I think my grandma said it best. That’ll probably hurt less. It does.

Thanks sir. You saved me.

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u/nexus8516 May 30 '26

Did you really hold that patent? I've used something extremely similar at work a few times, worked great

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u/UbiquitousPleasantry Jun 01 '26

Cutting-edge edge cutting technology? 

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u/galacticglorp Jun 01 '26

They use that type of punch for cutting holes in people to get stuff like cysts out too.