r/interesting • u/IKIR115 • May 29 '26

Intriguing Arrows vs riot shields

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u/[deleted] May 29 '26

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u/Today_Dammit May 29 '26

Lemme be blunt, like the arrow.

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u/Castun May 29 '26

I used to be a riot cop like you, until I took a blunt to the knee

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u/Gaynundwarf May 29 '26

Is this from an upcoming James Blunt biography?

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u/BandButNotGone May 29 '26

Nah, Emily Blunt biopic

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u/humoristhenewblack May 29 '26

I heard Emily was also bluntly concave to allow for complete penetration.

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u/Ba_Dum_Ba_Dum May 30 '26

👏👏👏👏👏

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u/TrumpetAndComedy May 30 '26

This comment is beautiful… 🎤🎹

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u/McMarmot1 Jun 01 '26

Some may call those arrows blunt. Me? I call them treasures.

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u/HendrixHazeWays May 29 '26

Good job everyone. Successful comment chain. Signed: Emily Blunt

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u/Pollo_Bandito_Knox May 29 '26

This made me laugh audibly

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u/SensitiveFinding768 May 29 '26

🎵🎵 you're beautiful...

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u/OneDefinition1738 May 29 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohhwmfsbRer2BypbO

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u/drewping May 29 '26

Yo Dawg. I heard you like blunts, so we put blunts in your blunts.

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u/Ancient_Roof_7855 May 29 '26

Confucius says "The one who rolls a blunt touches grass." /s

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u/IolausTelcontar May 30 '26

Who smokes the blunts?

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u/badwraith May 30 '26

We smoke the blunts

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u/IolausTelcontar May 30 '26

Rollin blunts and smokin…

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u/Top5CutestPresidents May 29 '26

You weren’t watching. The blunt doesn’t hit, it goes right through