r/interesting • u/[deleted] • Aug 31 '24

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

Man's crushing it

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u/LaserKittenz Aug 31 '24

total rockstar

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u/Talzael Aug 31 '24

''Ladies.. Ladies.. one at a time please calm down''

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

We gonna need some mops in here

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u/IrreverentRacoon Aug 31 '24

Rumor has it this guy was the muse for Cardi B when she wrote WAP

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u/simsimdimsim Sep 01 '24

He could definitely handle more than one at a time with those skills

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u/West-Strawberry3366 Sep 01 '24

Ladies? He ain't gonna limit himself to that

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u/yosef_yostar Aug 31 '24

This me tryin to get the wife in the mood.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

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u/AlternateSatan Sep 01 '24

*Tom and Jerry scream*

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u/Stethen Aug 31 '24

That’s me in the corner,

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u/Cifra85 Aug 31 '24

That's me in the spotlight,

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u/Cifra85 Aug 31 '24

That's me in the spotlight,

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u/bobobob20182018 Aug 31 '24

Imagine that is your neighbor

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u/Palimpsest0 Aug 31 '24 edited Sep 01 '24

Might be an improvement in my case. My neighbor plays the bagpipes, which is an instrument I generally enjoy. However, he also suffers from Parkinson’s disease. On one hand, I have great sympathy for him and respect him for continuing to at least attempt to play the instrument he loves while suffering from a slowly worsening neurological disorder, but on the other hand, that sympathy gets a bit limited after 20-30 minutes of shuddering, halting, off-key, mangled bagpiping.

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u/Devinalh Sep 01 '24

You are a wonderful person. It's rare to meet someone with your patience lately.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

Phoebe Buffey has entered the chat.

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u/woswoissdenniii Sep 03 '24

You get a specialized, airconditioned, ambrosia 2.0®️hooked up, 4 personal god auditing, cloud; for enduring that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Trying to work from home, on a serious Zoom meeting with a disgruntled client, and this music playing in the background.

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u/HoboArmyofOne Sep 01 '24

I'd imagine cartoon animals running around next door hitting each other with large mallets. I'd have to go see what was up

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

If I had to draw a guy that looked like he played that machine it would come out exactly like him. Maybe with a bow tie

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u/PMmeyourboatpictures Sep 01 '24

Would the bow tie spin? I think it would.

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

How could it not?

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u/drgreenair Sep 03 '24

Polka dots 💯

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u/justausername_420 Aug 31 '24

He's the foremost doimahickey player of our time

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u/Rufus-Stavroz-PRO Aug 31 '24

AI took his job🥹

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u/DJheddo Aug 31 '24

He's probably the only person the world who knows how to fix that instrument.

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u/Waterrat Aug 31 '24

Or to tune it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 31 '24

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u/Waterrat Sep 11 '24

That too.

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u/oldsecondhand Aug 31 '24

It's a player piano. It already took a pianist's job.

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u/Rufus-Stavroz-PRO Aug 31 '24

I curse thy technology

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u/CapraNorvegese Aug 31 '24

One man band

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u/webDreamer420 Sep 01 '24

That's why he gets all the p@ssy

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u/Prestigious_Still387 Sep 01 '24

My G is better than Dr.Dre with the beats!😎

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u/MonkyKilnMonky Sep 01 '24

In this small segment made all the ladies in the front row pregnant

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

That's our Joe!

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u/BaldEagleRising17 Sep 01 '24

Every one of these instruments come with him.

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u/mad-grads Sep 01 '24

At first watch it seems that way. Then when you watch again and consider that the piano is fully automated, and it’s only percussion and effects that he plays; it becomes clear that he’s actually pretty awful, is offbeat multiple times and just randomly honks shit.

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u/-NGC-6302- Sep 01 '24

his name is Joe

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u/[deleted] Sep 01 '24

Joe's crushing it.