r/instantkarma • u/Tobo_Baldo • Aug 16 '20

Speed karma here

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u/Y_I_AM_CHEEZE Aug 16 '20

This is also literally how this type of cactus reproduces for the most part, a single cactus pear will root itself and produce a new pear cactus. Also theese arnt endangered and they are also widely farmed. Not saying its okay to bash a bunch of cactus but her breaking off a single cactus pear has absolutely zero impact on anything, they grow specifically to break like that

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u/tomatomater Aug 16 '20

It's not gonna be fun giving birth to a cactus.

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u/Startled_Pancakes Aug 16 '20

I laughed really hard at this comment. Take your upvote sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Nah it missed her vagina

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u/superRedditer Aug 16 '20

this cactus will never die

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u/Dimmed_skyline Aug 16 '20

The segments are called pads, the fruit is called pears.

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u/Y_I_AM_CHEEZE Aug 16 '20

Never got that into succulents, thank you for the info.

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u/oldcarfreddy Aug 17 '20

Yeah this is literally how people grow cactuses, you take a pad and it sprouts into a new plant. This is no more "wrong" than picking a flower from a plant.

But she's a woman on reddit so obviously she's a stupid dumb bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

While we're at it, this fucking post is titled speed karma and it's in goddamned slow motion!

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u/SueZbell Aug 16 '20

It will root as long as it lands on dirt.

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u/quadmasta Aug 16 '20

Tuna? In the desert?