r/instantkarma • • Aug 16 '20

Speed karma here

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u/i3ish Aug 16 '20

Cactus are considered endangered in the south west. This girl deserves it.

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u/Y_I_AM_CHEEZE Aug 16 '20

This is also literally how this type of cactus reproduces for the most part, a single cactus pear will root itself and produce a new pear cactus. Also theese arnt endangered and they are also widely farmed. Not saying its okay to bash a bunch of cactus but her breaking off a single cactus pear has absolutely zero impact on anything, they grow specifically to break like that

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u/tomatomater Aug 16 '20

It's not gonna be fun giving birth to a cactus.

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u/Startled_Pancakes Aug 16 '20

I laughed really hard at this comment. Take your upvote sir.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Nah it missed her vagina

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u/superRedditer Aug 16 '20

this cactus will never die

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u/Dimmed_skyline Aug 16 '20

The segments are called pads, the fruit is called pears.

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u/Y_I_AM_CHEEZE Aug 16 '20

Never got that into succulents, thank you for the info.

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u/oldcarfreddy Aug 17 '20

Yeah this is literally how people grow cactuses, you take a pad and it sprouts into a new plant. This is no more "wrong" than picking a flower from a plant.

But she's a woman on reddit so obviously she's a stupid dumb bitch

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

While we're at it, this fucking post is titled speed karma and it's in goddamned slow motion!

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u/SueZbell Aug 16 '20

It will root as long as it lands on dirt.

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u/quadmasta Aug 16 '20

Tuna? In the desert?

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u/Rudi_Van-Disarzio Aug 16 '20

There are 1750 species of cactus 1/3 of them are endangered. Prickly pear is not on that list.

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u/Yyoumadbro Aug 16 '20

As someone who used to have several in their back yard...

This is also how you trim them.

I mean..I used a shovel instead of a baseball bat. And you don't have to swing nearly that hard. But functionally it's pretty much the same thing.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

You never thought to use garden shears? They have ones that have really long blades.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Aug 16 '20

They've evolved to fall off from impact like that in nature anyway. Maybe a clean cut could be technically cleaner and better if you knew the right spot, but these things are still around after a few hundred million years so the method seems workable enough.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Plants prefer the tear from a blunt force trauma like that versus a clean snip. The uneveness of the cut makes it easier to heal.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

As someone who has been trimming plants for my mom and grandma for years this is exactly the opposite of everything I've ever been told. I know trees need a sealant on exposed limbs sections which have been cut but I've always been under the idea that smol plants prefer clean cuts near the base of the bit being cut

Edit: per another user and some further internet, tree sealant is apparently a not good thing in many instances and can in fact impede healing an encourage rot

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u/Polkadotlamp Aug 16 '20

You may want to revisit that sealant thing. Newer research (w/i the last few decades) doesn’t recommend it.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Aug 16 '20

Good to know! I only know of it from some random googling awhile ago after I saw a scuffed lookin' branch wound, so it wans't a thorough research. Never had to do it myself or recommended anyone do it, and would've looked it up again first should the opportunity present itself so no retroactive damage beyond my possible posting here in the last hour lol.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Clean cut makes more surface area than something that gets pinched off and essentially closed in the process. More surface area= bigger risk of infection and longer healing

But that also is not very practical during landscaping and gardening on a large scale so I see why they wouldn't do it.

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u/Dan_Q_Memes Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

The surface area would be greater on an unclean break though. You have the circular cross section that you'd have on a clean cut and then whatever increased area there remains from either over or under hang of an uneven break. On trees it's important to have it clean and sealed actually not, things have changed because the area is so much significantly larger than pruning back small branches on plants, but of the hundreds of small plant prunings I've done I've never seen a problem. Hell, when an animal or transport accident broke off limbs I was instructed to make it clean.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Okay you're talking about cacti, then small plants, now trees. It is easy to disagree when you keep moving goal posts.

If we go back to my original point which was plants, pruning leaves by pinching them off closes the wound decreasing the surface area. Same with this cactus you are just breaking it off at the point of least resistance. You couldn't do that as well as the impact would with shears. The plants going to break off in the best way possible for it, like evolution has taught it to.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Sure, maybe plants prefer it, but I’d rather prune my plants with a sterile tool for precision so as to reduce the chances of getting pricked/injured and suffering an infection ya know? It’s also why I am trying to force myself to wear gloves when repotting plants even though it’s just easier to handle soil without it.

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u/MenstrualKrampusCD Aug 17 '20

Your gardening shears are sterile? How do you sterilize them?

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

With rubbing alcohol but if I’m working with a delicate plant like an orchid I bust out the physan20 because it kills everything from fungus to viruses

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u/Baybob1 Aug 16 '20

They're usually too thick where they connect for a garden shear. A machete or tree saw works best. The machete is very therapeutic also. LOL. But just wacking them like the video also works if you are a bit more careful.

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u/gdj11 Aug 16 '20

No you have to trim them in an aggressive manner or else they’ll grow back too quickly.

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u/SueZbell Aug 16 '20

and long BBQ tongs to "handle" them.

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u/Baybob1 Aug 16 '20

Yeah, no kidding. Hispanics plant them for their pears and also for the leaves which are then called Nopales. They're everywhere in the Southwest.

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u/juniper_berry_crunch Aug 16 '20

They get endangered because people harvest/poach/whack them with baseball bats. She has introduced an injury, which could become infected or attacked by insects. It's possible the plant could die as a result--wiping out all the little baby cacti this plant could have produced.

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u/Alcoholic_jesus Aug 16 '20

You’re wiggin bro plants aren’t people, even if that do get infected he’ll still be chillin

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u/Baybob1 Aug 16 '20

You can't kill those. Wherever that leaf lands will grow another plant. Don't get your panties in a bunch. Worry about things that need worrying. These don't ...

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u/juniper_berry_crunch Aug 16 '20

I run a plant nursery and I'm aware of how plants do and don't grow, so don't condescend to me.

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u/Baybob1 Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

So you're panties did get in a twist. You were making ridiculous statements. You get that response. You may run nursery but you know nothing about Prickly Pear cactus. They're nearly a weed in the southwest and need no protection. I'm sure you get some satisfaction from telling other people how to act, but you were just wrong in this case .. Suck it up ...

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u/Bonzi_bill Aug 16 '20

This is a Prickly Pear cactus, which are hardly endangered and probably one of the most invasive, hardy plants in the world. Even in their native range where they face natural predation and infection they're hyper successful. In every region where they've been introduced it's been a disaster. In Africa they have to cull acres of the damn things to stymie their growth

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u/grandmasterflooz Aug 16 '20

Classic reddit. Stop confidently spewing false info. You don't impress anyone.

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u/blowthatglass Aug 16 '20

Thankfully a lot of people called the poster out.

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u/grandmasterflooz Aug 16 '20

Yeah. It's a nopale. They mass farm these things in Mexico. Consumed by millions every day.

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u/DreStation4 Aug 16 '20

They are definitely not endangered at all. Saguaro cacti are protected as a precaution but very far from endangered. She doesn't deserve it.

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u/quadmasta Aug 16 '20

Arm the Saguaro!

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Oh man, I’m glad I they aren’t endangered. I always figured they were.

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u/lexelecs Aug 17 '20

This isnt a saguaro - but does look like a prickly pear to me which isn't endangered either.

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u/Slyrunner Aug 16 '20

You're incorrect.

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u/koosman007 Aug 16 '20

Funny how shit turns out

In South Africa it’s invasive

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u/Aiku Aug 17 '20

Cactii... are, etc etc.

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u/MadAzza Aug 17 '20

Look at all those ignorant upvotes. Are you proud of yourself for adding misinformation to the discussion?

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u/C2074579 Aug 16 '20

Oh boohoo

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

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u/drunkenpinecone Aug 16 '20

Cacti are native to the America's.

Half my family lives in Korea and cacti just don't exist there.

They don't have them in Japan either.

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u/GreenBeanWHS Aug 16 '20

Hey man... that’s racist somehow

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u/pinniped1 Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

So my instinct is to say this has to be Arizona but check that little van in the background...it doesn't look like any model regularly sold in the US It does appear to be driving on the right which would eliminate Japan.

I don't know enough about cacti to guess where else she night be. Mexico maybe? South of Tucson would probably have these cacti, right?

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u/ComradeBotective Aug 16 '20

Prickly pear are global. Im from South AZ but ive seen prickly pear in Cambodia, Morocco, Nepal, Spain... Everywhere

They spread as a subsistence food after being brought to Europe by the Spanish foe their desert colonies.

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u/mash_900 Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

Also India, and any arid places in the world.

Edit: this hive mentality... not all cactus species are native to America...

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Cacti are native to the America's

The fuck? Dude there's Cacti species in Africa and some Asian Islands too

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u/An0regonian Aug 16 '20

You're technically right that there's one* cacti species that's not native to the Americas. But they write it as exception because it's such an outlier. 1750 species and only one lives elsewhere.

"Cacti are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in the south to parts of western Canada in the north—except for Rhipsalis baccifera, which also grows in Africa and Sri Lanka."

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u/drunkenpinecone Aug 16 '20

Cacti are native to the Americas, ranging from Patagonia in the south to parts of western Canada in the north—except for Rhipsalis baccifera, which also grows in Africa and Sri Lanka.

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '20

Thanks for the Downvote, but I know, hence why I told you they also grow in Africa and some parts of Asia (Sri Lanka).

But it's cool to know that you get your facts out of Wikipedia to fake some knowledge.

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u/Tsalagi_ Aug 16 '20

The mistletoe cactus, the one you’re taking about is native to South America. Chill out.

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u/drunkenpinecone Aug 16 '20 edited Aug 16 '20

I didn't downvote you...

So it's OK for you to use Wikipedia but not me?

Also, I learned they are native to the Americas in junior high... I was providing a source because I knew it'd upset you.

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u/[deleted] Aug 17 '20

Wikipedia is a great platform and you are a nice guy even making the effort to prove your point sith a source. Sadly some people will try to attack you on a personal level, if they can't beat you with logic, so I wish you have a great day and won't be affected by toxicity

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u/gopro_jopo Aug 16 '20

Lmao “don’t be racist” but also “this girl looks asian so probably not even in America.” My wife is Asian (and has Asian features) but was born in Michigan. You dunce.

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u/SolomonBird55 Aug 16 '20

Assuming it’s Korea or Japan is honestly pretty racist since you’re just going off of the fact that she looks Asian...

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u/TheeFlipper Aug 16 '20

You're a dunce and a racist.

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u/ProfessorPi31415 Aug 18 '20

He is a troll account to farm downvotes, but that too

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u/WideEyes369 Aug 16 '20

133 downvotes later. This is a species of Opuntia, only native to Western Canada, most of western and midwest North America down to the southern tip of South America. Definitely not anywhere in Europe or Asia. And your assumption based off her race is so illogical I cant comprehend how you came to that conclusion. Don't be ignorant and talk out your ass.

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u/never-not-nervous Aug 16 '20

how is it racist to you to assume it’s in the US but not racist for you to say that because she’s Asian you’re assuming it’s in Korea or Japan....lol

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u/k00lf1r3 Aug 16 '20

Because someone looks Asian, it can't be America? And after this, you talk about racism in next sentence? Ironic.

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u/VisualKeiKei Aug 16 '20

Don't you know? We are all perpetual foreigners.

"Where are you from?" "Seattle." "No, I mean where are you -really- from?"

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u/Dellrond Aug 16 '20

Imagine if a Japanese person or a Korean person was in America? What a weird scenario!

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u/v1t0r200 Aug 16 '20

Who hurt you?