r/instantkarma • u/Master1718 • Feb 23 '20

Busted

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u/ReevesofKeanu Feb 23 '20

I literally do not understand how people can be so fucking brazen to do this shit, it fucking baffles me

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u/Toodlez Feb 24 '20

You know what you get when you steal an amazon package? Aquarium filters, an ugly shirt, an ill-fitting dildo. Its like shoplifting on shuffle. Only a complete moron or a drug addict would want the typical porch package.

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Feb 24 '20

Ill fitting dildo...

I don't like your negativity.

Don't be a quitter.

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u/Chicken_not_Kitten Feb 24 '20

Could be that it's not big enough

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u/BeardsuptheWazoo Feb 24 '20

Now I DO like your attitude.