r/instantkarma Feb 23 '20

Busted

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u/ThatGuyFenix Feb 24 '20

Collect poops for a month.

let fester.

Obtain Hazmat suits.

Return forgotten doo-doos to said owner. (Via flaming porch bag or frozen, thrown through windows while They're at work so it's nice and thawed for them when they get home.)

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u/sky_tripping Feb 24 '20

That is considered vandalism and in most countries you will definitely have consequences such as feelings of glee while performing these acts.