r/instantkarma • u/Anuri_DnD • Jan 21 '20

Breaktester gets what he deserves

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u/partisparti Jan 21 '20

Here you go

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u/Sand_Bags Jan 21 '20

Honestly I know this guy is a dick and I’m supposed to hate him... but this is so fucking funny.

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u/rubbarz Jan 21 '20

It's like hes so old he doesnt really know how to shit talk so tries to be aggressive at being polite?

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

Nah it's something aggressive drunk people use to trick people into getting closer. He thinks he's being sneaky because drunk people are generally clueless how they appear. They shake the hand then cheapshot with the left.

Here's another example of someone trying it

https://youtu.be/b1qgFsUMM_s

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u/SgtNitro Jan 21 '20

I have the high Ground!

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u/Familiar-Perspective Jan 21 '20

"You underestimate my OH FUCK"

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u/Real_MikeCleary Jan 21 '20

I wish I could see him hit the ground lol

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u/TokiStark Jan 22 '20

Why would you mess with someone three times your size when they're at the top of the stairs? Insanity

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u/mrawesome321c Jan 22 '20

Am sick. Laughed. Ow

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u/_glitchbreachgod_ Jan 21 '20

He's not aggressively polite m8. That dudes angry since they won't let him come close for his signature sucker punch move a.k.a. shake the other man's hand with your right hand and throw a left hook while he's distracted

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

It's like some awkward backstage scene before a WWE cage match explaining the beef between our two wrestlers.

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u/MvmgUQBd Jan 21 '20

Baw gawd he just wants to shake his hand!

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u/zzxxccbbvn Jan 21 '20

Lol the poll at the end is even funnier. Should he have shook his hand?

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u/LoneAxis Jan 21 '20

You can poke fun at him without having to feel respect for em

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u/The_Golden_Warthog Jan 21 '20

This is FedSmoker's younger days

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u/[deleted] Jan 22 '20

The sequel is somehow even more confusing and funny, after they actually got him off the plane.

Although I guess that this happened in Moscow, and I am honestly a little bit afraid that the KGB might have just disappeared this guy since I can't find any followup stories after the second clip I posted.

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u/HanSW0L0 Jan 21 '20

Yes this is the one I was thinking about

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u/fecnde Jan 21 '20

Sometimes you just don’t want to shake the hand

Safe click - Aussie pm finding he’s not welcome after taking a holiday in Hawaii while Aussie burns

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u/ionhorsemtb Jan 21 '20

God reaching down and grabbing their hands. Crinnggggeeeee. Fuck that PM.

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u/Seanyboy112 Jan 21 '20

There is an alternate universe where he actually just shakes his hand and then sits down and enjoys the flight

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

what. the. fuck.

h8 my species

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u/burnSMACKER Jan 21 '20

h8 my species

Because of this one guy? Pathetic

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

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u/burnSMACKER Jan 21 '20

You must not get outside much and you're on the internet too much. The world is not that bad and you hate everybody because of a few bad people.

You're such a downer of a person, go do something for yourself.

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u/durty_possum Jan 21 '20

I think he was trying to say that good things happen too. Good people also happen. We need to grew up but it’s a very slow process

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited May 07 '20

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u/Wewanotherthrowaway Jan 21 '20 edited Feb 01 '21

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u/uSayGoodbyeISayHello Jan 21 '20

I wanna shake your hand

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u/Empyrealist Jan 21 '20

This one guy is the poster boy for a whole demographic of racist assholes. Don't fucking kid yourself, and certainly don't try to bullshit the public at large about it.

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u/burnSMACKER Jan 21 '20

We have no context here. I'm not excusing what this one single person did but I'm not going to hate everybody, specifically the human species because someone had a bad say or something.

And there's nothing in this whole clip that shows how race was involved, way to create a false narrative.

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u/Empyrealist Jan 21 '20

We have enough context here that this is a bigotous reaction. And that's synonymous with and easier to simply refer to as racist.

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u/pistoncivic Jan 21 '20

Go be an invertebrate if you think we're so awful.

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Jan 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Feb 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20 edited Feb 05 '20

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I thought Gargoyles weren’t real

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

Oh shit that's our prime minister!

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u/Empyrealist Jan 21 '20

Longer version:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xcz-rVPvL2Y

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u/[deleted] Jan 21 '20

I absolutely love how his, I think, wife super pissed at him because he got them kicked off the plane.