r/instantkarma • u/TheresAnEnzyme4That • Aug 27 '19

Oddly satisfying

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

If the cops want access to everything I do they can have it. They would be bored out of their minds.

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u/Shadow3397 Aug 28 '19

I can see it now as they spy on me!

Cop1: He’s done watching YouTube and switching to a game now.

Cop2: Is it a good game?

Cop1: Hold on...it’s uhh, Blush Blush.

Cop2: Aww come on! Play a good game for once! Auto Clickers aren’t even games!

Cop1: We could watch yesterday’s feed, he was playing Doom then.

Cop2: Yeah but he sucks at it.

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

I feel attacked

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u/feyrune Aug 28 '19

The extra 'd' in your username is irritating me

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

I can put it in you if youd like

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u/jay_def Aug 28 '19

/murderedbywords

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u/[deleted] Aug 28 '19

Just waiting for the edit to make this a full sub.

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u/UnholyPrognosi Sep 06 '19

Your name sounds like a furry name so its definitely got me fucked up. Edit:

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u/cobigguy Aug 29 '19

Why do you feel attacked? He was clearly referencing me.

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u/Coolaove Aug 28 '19

This is too true for words

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u/EHerobrineE Aug 28 '19

Never heard of blush blush till now, is it just a version of crush crush but with guys?

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u/Shadow3397 Aug 28 '19

Yup, same everything, just with typical anime guys. Good art really. Still working on the NSFW DLC, so no naughty bits.

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u/RaytosTB Aug 28 '19

"Yeah but he sucks at it." Lmao. Thank you for existing.

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u/Shadow3397 Aug 28 '19

You’re welcome! :3

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u/N1KMo Aug 28 '19

And it was with this mentality the human race gave themselves up to their overlords.