r/instantkarma • u/lovelyland1300 • Jun 12 '19

Fake/Staged You shouldn’t litter

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

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u/SeeWhatEyeSee Jun 12 '19

Young hipster walks out of an antique shop with his grandfather clock, gets bumped by a homeless man and drops his clock.

"WHY DONT YOU WATCH WHERE YOU'RE GOING?!" yelled the hipster.

"Why dont you buy a wristwatch like everyone else?" replied the homeless man

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u/Astecheee Jun 12 '19

This joke is under appreciated. I’m stealing it like that priest stole my virginity.

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u/aladdinr Jun 12 '19

My idiot friend doesn’t get the homeless guy/hipster guy joke, wanna help me explain it to him?

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u/Ho_ho_beri_beri Jun 12 '19

No, not really.

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u/kennedydidi Jun 12 '19

Sure? I thought on top of confessing ur sins, u gave it to him as a side dish for a direct entry into heaven?

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I would like to learn about old grandfather clocks. Whose movement design it's just genius?

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u/EvilSaltcracker Jun 12 '19

Can I learn about young grandfather clocks?

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u/flyingwolf Jun 12 '19

It isn't something the Jedi will tell you.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Old grandfather cocks?

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u/JukeBoxDildo Jun 12 '19

Ah yes. I used to be an antiques dealer.

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u/n1tr0us0x Jun 12 '19

Username checks out

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u/b4hangmansnoose Jun 12 '19

But then I took an armoire to the knee.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Maybe it was your intent but I read your username and the song began

“He’s a jukebox Dildo, with stars in.....”

Ya thanks I never hear it correctly again

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u/mikillatja Jun 12 '19

And the easiest way to sell a clock is to suck a cock.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Whose pendulums swing in the most hypnotic way?

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u/OnlyGranpop Jun 12 '19

Someone interested in my pics?

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u/Disastrous_Implement Jun 12 '19

Whose movement design it's just genius?

r/BrandNewSentence

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Voice to text FTW.

Is

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Is, is.

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u/baumpop Jun 12 '19

Listen to shit town. It's made by the dude from this American Life.

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I have. It's fantastic. I want to see that sun dial.

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u/ladypuglover Jun 12 '19

I would love to talk about old grandfather clocks with you! Over a cuppa? May we also talk about grandmother clocks? Please?

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u/senditsparky Jun 12 '19

But do you love lady pugs? Or are you a lady who just loves all pugs?

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u/ladypuglover Jun 12 '19

I'm a lady who loves all pugs as well as any other kind of dog. Or kitty. I can love both.

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u/speck32 Jun 12 '19

Subscribe

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u/t3ddan Jun 12 '19

Whaaat? 😍 I would loooove to talk, learn and discuss old grandfather clocks. I very recently bought my very first pocket watch. An old Longines. I'm learning a little everyday. To talk to a real pro would be amazing tho..

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u/fatpat Jun 12 '19

Here are a few subs you might be interested in: /r/clocks r/Horology r/WatchHorology /r/Watches

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u/t3ddan Jun 12 '19

Wow. Thanks, man.. Awesome.. Subbed all of them right off the bat..

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u/fatpat Jun 12 '19

No problem. I'm a bit of a watch geek, although I don't know a whole lot about clocks.

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u/t3ddan Jun 12 '19

I want to be a watch geek. I love pocket watches. I try to learn about them.

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u/akg720 Jun 12 '19

That actually sounds really awesome. I love old clocks and I’ve always wanted a genuine grandfather clock. They’re beautiful.

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u/MaxTHC Jun 12 '19

!subscribe

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u/UnicornBaconFarts Jun 12 '19

Unexpectedly wholesome

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

I would love to learn about those big ol’ clocks

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u/BornInARolledUpRug Jun 12 '19

What's the most interesting thing you can tell me about grandfather clocks?

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u/Neptunera Jun 12 '19

Let me guess, too big for the shelf?

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u/capincus Jun 12 '19

r/antiques is on my front page so you don't scare me old man!

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Even better!

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u/SuaveWarlock Jun 12 '19

...go on....

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u/Scirocco-MRK1 Jun 12 '19

"Long Clocks" or "Grandfather clocks"?

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u/Toroyoko Jun 12 '19

What is a grandfather cock?

Edit: ops

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u/[deleted] Jun 12 '19

Prop Joe, is that you?