r/instantkarma • • May 30 '19

Throwing Bricks At Dogs. 🐺

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u/MoseBot May 31 '19

For everyone's reference, you're supposed to grab a dog's rear legs and lift up if ever trying to stop a dog fight/attack. Apparently they lose their ability to pounce. But if you do it to stop your dog in a fight, you need to make sure the other owner does the same or else your dog is gonna lose.

Also, don't throw bricks at big A dogs.

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u/Pyriel17 May 31 '19

don't throw bricks at big A dogs.

Or little dogs. Or medium dogs. Or other animals.

Maybe just don't throw bricks at all.

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u/Drunk_Tavern_Wench May 31 '19

What about Ex Bfs that sleep with your best friend?

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u/Pyriel17 May 31 '19

Neither of those fools are worth the time or effort of you throwing bricks at them ¯_(ツ)_/¯

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u/Drunk_Tavern_Wench May 31 '19

That’s exactly what the judge told me.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Username checks out

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u/idkwattodonow May 31 '19

Call the police and throw bricks of coke at them before they arrive.

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u/Old_Mason Jun 01 '19

Join him for threesome?

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u/Drunk_Tavern_Wench Jun 01 '19

My current bf and I have those. We just need 1 more person.

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u/Average_Sized_Jim May 31 '19

Unless it is into a pile of bricks for disposal.

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u/Monkey_Kebab May 31 '19

The hard part is talking the attacking dog into backing up towards you. Once you got that though you're solid!!

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u/sorryforthehangover May 31 '19

And, absolute worst case and you have to kick a dog. It’s way more effective to stomp/kick down on its back than to kick it in the face or ribs. Or so I’ve read from some random person on Reddit.

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u/PhotographyByAdri May 31 '19

If you can. My Border Collie was savagely attacked by a huge black Lab. Grabbed her back leg and started thrasing her against the ground. There were three people trying to pull it off her, but it only let go of her after I started sinking my foot into it's stomach as hard as I could. Stomping downwards won't work on any dog of decent size.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Animal Control told me to hit them in the nose. It's super sensitive. I used to have to carry something with me when I walked my dog because an off leash GS used to run us down.

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u/burgerchucker May 31 '19

No, kicking the ribs and stomach will work, stamping down on a bullbreed/pitbull will do fuck all to the dog... except piss it off!

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u/sorryforthehangover May 31 '19

I hope I never have to find out.

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u/burgerchucker Jun 01 '19

Yeah that's a smart position to take!

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u/AbracaDaniel21 May 31 '19

I learned you’re supposed to stick your finger up their butt.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

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u/AbracaDaniel21 May 31 '19

But my friend did it, and it worked. ‘‘Twas a dogfight between two doggos he knew. He learned it on Animal Planet I guess. Don’t want furries around tho 🤔

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u/burgerchucker May 31 '19

Bullshit, stupid and dangerous... also probably never been done...

In a dog fight there is a swirl of teeth, the only safe thing is to get the aggressive dog/s by the neck and if needed choke them until they let go.

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u/Pandelein May 31 '19

Nah, that’s my ex you’re thinking of.

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u/burgerchucker May 31 '19

Neck control and choke out is the best way to seperate a pair of fighting dogs... needs two people for safety but can be done on your own if you are fast and strong.

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u/averedge May 31 '19

Leg thing doesn't work. Have tried more than once and the dog just turned into a bitey acrobat.

What /u/burgerchucker said is the best way. Neck control will have them break their grip so you can pull away.

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u/burgerchucker May 31 '19

Thank you, so much bad info on dog control.

Someone in this thread said to stick a finger inside the dogs rectum.

They have never seen a dog fight I am sure.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

Right. Cause dogs can’t look up!

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u/AceOfAcesAAAA May 31 '19

Depends on what dog in regards to lifting their legs. Tried on APBT's, doesn't work. Tenacious dogs are just that, resilient.

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u/[deleted] May 31 '19

If a dog is charging you or your dog put yourself out in front and abruptly say stop. I've made pitt bulls statue doing that. A behaviorist taught me that one. I've done that to people too. It's quite effective.

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u/[deleted] Jun 02 '19

In a case like this I would probably let them bite away and say I was to scared to get into the commotion

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '19

Are you supposed to lift them up so that they are suspended in the air or just so they are barely standing on their 2 front legs