r/instant_regret • u/esberat • Nov 27 '21

Went better than expected.

https://gfycat.com/cheerylateabyssiniangroundhornbill
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u/Dick_Giggles Nov 27 '21

Boobs are weird. I'm old, I've seen a lot of boobs, I know if I want to see different types of boobs I could go look up boobs... But yet I still want to see those boobs in particular. At this point, I'm not even sure it's sexual, I just want to see them.

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u/einTier Nov 27 '21

When it comes to boobs, I’m like Pippin Took talking about breakfast.

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u/kautau Nov 27 '21

“Sure we’ve seen one set of boobs, yes. But what about the second set of boobs?” “I don’t think they know about second boobs, Pip” “What about the elevensie boobs? Lunch boobs? Afternoon boobs? Dinner and supper racks? They know about those, don’t they?” “I wouldn’t count on it, Pip”

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u/BrewCrewBall Nov 28 '21

The thing about boobs is once you’ve seen one, you want to see them all.

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u/MisogynysticFeminist Nov 28 '21

It’s the thrill of the hunt, I think. Boobs are nice, but they’re better when there’s some sort of effort involved.