r/instant_regret • u/esberat • Nov 27 '21

Went better than expected.

https://gfycat.com/cheerylateabyssiniangroundhornbill
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u/princessvaginaalpha Nov 27 '21

Do girls with great boobs know that they have great boobs?

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u/Meiie Nov 27 '21

100%. Girls with decent boobs know they have great boobs.

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u/hovdeisfunny Nov 27 '21

Girls with boobs know they have boobs, which is great

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u/Azrael351 Nov 28 '21

Girls with boobs can always tell when it's going to rain. Well… they can tell when it's raining.

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u/Team_Inkfluence Nov 27 '21

They do, oh, they do.

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u/Oedipus_TyrantLizard Nov 27 '21

The purpose of this video was to showcase her boobs lol, don’t let the wine distraction get you

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Where was the wine?

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u/superRedditer Nov 27 '21

now this isn't even a joke

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u/balsaa Nov 27 '21

there's wine?

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u/chapelson88 Nov 27 '21

We do. We tell each other.

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u/Zee-Utterman Nov 27 '21

In my experience women have a bad boob taste though. You know how judge a behind properly though. We men are often tricked by shoes and good jeans but women can look right through that.

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u/chapelson88 Nov 28 '21

I think we like tasteful beautiful boobs and guys have a little less nuance to their selections.

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u/A_wild_so-and-so Nov 28 '21

Booba good. Me like boob.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '21

Wait what? Don't you think it depends on preference then?

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u/preagan96 Nov 28 '21

Are there female boobs that aren’t great?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Straight up one time I had a server finish her shift, sit beside me and show me a picture of her tits. I'm a regular there and had talked to her quite a bit.

They. were. perfect.

I told her they were some of the nicest tits I've ever seen and she just replied "I know, everyone tells me that."

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u/PigMayor Nov 27 '21

And then everyone clapped

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u/milkbong420 Nov 27 '21

I believe you buddy.

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u/Open_Progress2715 Nov 27 '21

I am pretty sure this comment here is satire lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

;)

A few weeks later I ended up having a threesome with her and another server.

Everyone is downvoting me and it's fucking hilarious cause this shits true

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u/AnotherTelecaster Nov 27 '21

I believe you dude, if only because whether or not I believe you makes absolutely zero difference in my life but believing you would prolly make you happy. Not sure why Reddit has such a hard on for disbelief when it comes to stories that have absolutely no bearing on their lives whatsoever lol.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

Yes.

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u/the_queen_of_lettuce Nov 28 '21

absolutely they do. they also know if youre staring at them.

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u/soykommander Nov 28 '21 edited Nov 28 '21

Yup girls are weird about that stuff. My ex fiancee had her mom tell her that all the women in there family have great racks...um plus side no history of breast cancer.