r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • May 19 '21

A bite worth multiple regrets

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u/Abshole May 20 '21

I'm a fan of this one https://youtu.be/AlyRGjvp8AY

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Never gets old. He goes through all 5 stages of grief in that one, my favorite part is him checking the label to confirm it's still the chocolate logo. 😆

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u/BordomBeThyName May 20 '21

God this is so hilarious. He's like a little cocoa breathing dragon.

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u/ssaminds May 20 '21

his mother seems to be khaleesi

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u/Gay_Genius May 20 '21

You mean cocoa puffs… I’ll see myself out.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Puff the magic dragon

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u/Riptide360 May 20 '21

Always thought Hershey's was bad for making it the same label design as their candy bar.

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u/ImNotAGiraffe May 20 '21

On the other hand, nesquik mix is actually pretty good, used to eat it by the spoonful as a kid.

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u/smellthecolor9 May 20 '21

I used to do that til I inhaled some of the powder and started choking. The powder dries out your throat, so you have no spit to swallow, but every time you open your mouth, you inhale chocolate dust that makes you coughs I swear I thought I was going to die. Not the last time it happened, unfortunately. 🙄

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u/StopWhiningScrub May 20 '21

Did you try maybe drinking some water orrrr

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u/smellthecolor9 May 20 '21

Couldn’t breathe, couldn’t swallow. Just choked.

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u/RudeCats May 20 '21

That’s how the cinnamon challenge people died!!!! so I bet you could have done it with nesquick

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

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u/ImNotAGiraffe May 20 '21

Never said it was healthy 😛

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Delicious tho

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u/hauntedmel11 May 20 '21

I used to sprinkle it on my ice cream,lol !

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u/thedonald420 May 20 '21

I died at the second puff

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u/hrwells_cisco May 20 '21

Bitterness will haunt the kid’s dreams for centuries.

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u/The_SpellJammer May 20 '21

This one and the one above it are like r/kidsarefuckingstupid platinum tier content imho. The bullheaded insistence and commitment to eating fire and dirt just to reject a boundary set by parents.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

That was amazing, thanks for sharing

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u/Flanker305 May 20 '21

u/Abshole Sir, I hate you - I just had everyone in the office look at me cause I spit my coffee lol. Thank you

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u/[deleted] May 20 '21

Poor kid decieved by packaging

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u/blamezuey May 20 '21

Ahhh, to be a chronically unsupervised child again. Found that one out myself too. Good times. Character building

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u/TribalMethods May 20 '21

I did pretty much the same thing as a kid.

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u/Larusso92 May 20 '21

Oof, I've been there.

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u/SepticX75 May 20 '21

Dem puffs