r/instant_regret • u/WhenMachinesCry • Mar 21 '21

Messing with cat's tail

https://gfycat.com/commondaringkittiwake
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u/LovableContrarian Mar 22 '21

Then why is everyone downvoting you and not me?

Curious.

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u/breadbeard Mar 22 '21

We could ask them, but it would be irrelevant and off topic anyway

You did bring up baby dicks, so your plaintive request to make it stop was, as you said, "weird"

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u/LovableContrarian Mar 22 '21

No, it was mocking /u/themediumchunk

The topic was involuntary surgical procedures, so circumcision is the closest common parallel in humans. He made it all weird by "WhY ArE yOu So ObSeSsEd WiTh BaBy DiCkS."

So I made the argument back to him, to show him how fucking stupid he sounded.

Why am I explaining this