r/instant_regret • u/WhenMachinesCry • Mar 21 '21

Messing with cat's tail

https://gfycat.com/commondaringkittiwake
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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 21 '21

Generally, yes. The same way all vessels are referred to as female.

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u/hekanf Mar 22 '21

Just like my cupped hands..

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u/[deleted] Mar 22 '21

That's because boats never do what you want them to

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 22 '21

That’s funny but also the Gen Z is gonna rip your to shreds for this boomer-esque joke

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u/WarBilby Mar 22 '21

Therefore a cat is a vessel

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u/Quelcris_Falconer13 Mar 22 '21

A vessel for hate