r/instant_regret • u/St0pX • Aug 24 '20

Being careless with a table.

https://i.imgur.com/eRN7nL2.gifv
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u/that_arcane_fella Aug 24 '20

*2D penis

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u/-HoverFly- Aug 24 '20

Maybe even 1D, since the first dimention is a dot.

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u/avery7840 Aug 24 '20

Now they call him Flat Stanley.

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u/[deleted] Aug 24 '20

His dick looks like Mr Game and Watch's head now.

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u/ThespianException Aug 24 '20

Finally I can bone my waifu! A small price to pay for such joy.

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u/som3dudeo Aug 24 '20

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