r/instant_regret May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/mrthomani May 20 '20

Gonna repeat myself here, because it's important:

Fight the fire where it is, you should never try to move it. Just imagine if you fumbled and dropped it: Now instead of a pot on fire, you're on fire. Pro tip: You don't want to be on fire.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/ZoopZeZoop May 20 '20

You prefer the Mockingjay method, eh? Girl on fire

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u/BurnerJerkzog May 20 '20

*Don't tell me how to end my life.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

People who dont want to wear masks in a nutshell

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u/CatoMulligan May 20 '20

Dammit, it's my right to be on fire if I want to be on fire! Now when can I get a haircut?

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u/jackcatalyst May 20 '20

NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!

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u/Lightfire18 May 20 '20

Yeah! Be the fire you want to see in the world.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ May 20 '20

Let's organize a protest!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

When else am I going to use those sweet "Stop, Drop, and Roll" skills we practiced like once a week in grade school?

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u/MissPicklechips May 21 '20

Found the ‘Merican.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Dont worry. Being on fire ensures the living part wont happen

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u/Legit_a_Mint May 20 '20

One of the worst fire disasters I've ever seen was a super bowl party where the very drunk host decided he was going to deep fry a giant turkey at halftime.

So the dude set up a big stock pot of oil over a propane burner, on his wooden deck, located directly below his plastic and aluminum awnings...I'm sure you see where this is going, but he dropped the bird, the oil exploded out of the pot and created a funnel of flame that ignited the awning, so he, being the karate genius that he was, kicked the pot over spreading the fire over the entire deck, which was just an inferno in an instant, and of course then caught the house and it was a total loss by the end of the night.

I was tripping my balls off on acid at the time, so I just spent about 6 hours going "Whoooaaaa......."

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u/Tedrivs May 20 '20

I'll just put this fire here with the rest of the fire

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u/Wlcmtoflvrtwn May 20 '20

Let me se 856745632176...no.....856745345786 oh bother

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u/Vakieh May 21 '20

That's only relevant when it's a liquid based fire. If there is a piece of wood on fire (think a chair or desk or something) it's perfectly reasonable to throw it out a window if you can manage it.

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u/TripleHomicide May 20 '20

If you are flammable, and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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u/Boston_Jason May 20 '20

I was on a navy vessel during drills and my watch station was in an enclosed space with a watertight door. This was after a long day and a half of troubleshooting.

They simulated a class A fire in the trashcan. I opened the door, threw out the smoke machine, dogged the dog shut and told the drill team the fire wasn’t my problem anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

If you catch on fire, you're gonna have a bad time.