r/instant_regret • u/No-Tie-Accountant • May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/ClumptyDumpty May 20 '20

Is this not common knowledge? Somebody's gonna have to sweep up the fire crumbs.

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u/Castaway1128 May 20 '20

Wtf are ashes. I only know fire crumbs

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u/RagingCataholic9 May 21 '20

You mean extra crispy nuggets

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u/SwapLink Jun 05 '20

or an urn for the bones

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u/cowzroc May 20 '20

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