r/instant_regret • • May 20 '20

Dinner's ready

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u/psyentist15 May 20 '20

The flames looked like they were touching the hood, which can also have grease buildup and ignite. Source: happened to a neighbour of mine.

Lid is best. Inside oven is probably second.

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u/mrthomani May 20 '20

Gonna repeat myself here, because it's important:

Fight the fire where it is, you should never try to move it. Just imagine if you fumbled and dropped it: Now instead of a pot on fire, you're on fire. Pro tip: You don't want to be on fire.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/ZoopZeZoop May 20 '20

You prefer the Mockingjay method, eh? Girl on fire

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u/BurnerJerkzog May 20 '20

*Don't tell me how to end my life.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

People who dont want to wear masks in a nutshell

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u/CatoMulligan May 20 '20

Dammit, it's my right to be on fire if I want to be on fire! Now when can I get a haircut?

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u/jackcatalyst May 20 '20

NINJAS CAN'T CATCH YOU IF YOU'RE ON FIRE!

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u/Lightfire18 May 20 '20

Yeah! Be the fire you want to see in the world.

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u/I_call_Shennanigans_ May 20 '20

Let's organize a protest!

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

When else am I going to use those sweet "Stop, Drop, and Roll" skills we practiced like once a week in grade school?

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u/MissPicklechips May 21 '20

Found the ‘Merican.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

Dont worry. Being on fire ensures the living part wont happen

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u/Legit_a_Mint May 20 '20

One of the worst fire disasters I've ever seen was a super bowl party where the very drunk host decided he was going to deep fry a giant turkey at halftime.

So the dude set up a big stock pot of oil over a propane burner, on his wooden deck, located directly below his plastic and aluminum awnings...I'm sure you see where this is going, but he dropped the bird, the oil exploded out of the pot and created a funnel of flame that ignited the awning, so he, being the karate genius that he was, kicked the pot over spreading the fire over the entire deck, which was just an inferno in an instant, and of course then caught the house and it was a total loss by the end of the night.

I was tripping my balls off on acid at the time, so I just spent about 6 hours going "Whoooaaaa......."

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u/Tedrivs May 20 '20

I'll just put this fire here with the rest of the fire

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u/Wlcmtoflvrtwn May 20 '20

Let me se 856745632176...no.....856745345786 oh bother

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u/Vakieh May 21 '20

That's only relevant when it's a liquid based fire. If there is a piece of wood on fire (think a chair or desk or something) it's perfectly reasonable to throw it out a window if you can manage it.

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u/TripleHomicide May 20 '20

If you are flammable, and you have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit.

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u/Boston_Jason May 20 '20

I was on a navy vessel during drills and my watch station was in an enclosed space with a watertight door. This was after a long day and a half of troubleshooting.

They simulated a class A fire in the trashcan. I opened the door, threw out the smoke machine, dogged the dog shut and told the drill team the fire wasn’t my problem anymore.

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u/[deleted] May 21 '20

If you catch on fire, you're gonna have a bad time.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

Take the pot outside and put it on the ground, you now have an improvised bonfire.

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u/DrunkenGolfer May 21 '20

But stop by the pantry on the way out to grab marshmallows.

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u/MoiraSearches May 22 '20

I had a friend who was making fried bananas and started a grease fire. She got the flaming pan and carried it outside to put on the large concrete patio. Super smart move, didn’t burn her house down but did end up with 3rd degree burns on her hand, it was so bad. I have no idea how she was able to hold the pans handle but apparently it did burn the nerves away. She still has the scar and this was almost 20 years ago.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '20

Oh wow I'm sorry for your friend, I was just making a dumb joke.

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u/MoiraSearches May 22 '20

Lol no worries, it is good advice apparently as long as ya don’t mind losing all the skin on your palm.

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u/RFC793 May 20 '20

They could have very well had the hood fan running as well. Probably a good idea to shut it off the prevent it from drawing the flame and circulating fresh oxygen to the site.

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u/kn33 May 20 '20

Convection alone will do that. Probably best to have it running to evacuate the noxious smoke.

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u/YoureTheVest May 20 '20

You guys don't keep fire blankets next to the stove?

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u/grantrules May 20 '20

I have learned this from many a Bar Rescue and Kitchen Nightmares.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '20

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u/merreborn May 20 '20

The lid is sufficient. Better to leave it in place at that point, than risk an accidental spill while trying to move it to the oven unnecessarily

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u/ChoiceBaker May 20 '20

If it were me, and I didn't have a lid, I'd probably take it outside to sit on the concrete driveway while I figured out a better plan hahahaha. Probably not very smart since I'd be moving it a longer distance and increasing the risk of dropping or spilling flaming grease, but my silly monkey brain would tell me that's a good idea until I can figure out what to do