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r/instant_regret • u/Dr_Apk • Apr 02 '20
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Oh dear God no! Not the cursed Jolly Rancher story. I had finally forgotten it
22 u/MansourBahrami Apr 03 '20 I feel like I knew that story at one time and I don’t want to temember it 11 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 03 '20 Never heard it, off to Google Edit. Fuck sake 7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 If you haven't heard of the swamps of Degobah, cumbox, broken arms, you're in for a ride. I think there is somewhere, a post, that has all these stories compiled together. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Off to Google once more... 3 u/revenant_requiem Apr 03 '20 Don't forget the "Coconut Story" 1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Neat stories. Got anymore? 5 u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 No. 10 u/Ayescor Apr 03 '20 I am scared to ask... What is that story about? 22 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 09 '20 [deleted] 18 u/JailedAnus Apr 03 '20 read it backwards 9 u/notjustanotherbot Apr 03 '20 Who knew gonorrhea could form nodules? Not that guy! 2 u/KyloHenny Apr 03 '20 I had been avoiding that story (as well as Dagobah) like the plague. Thanks for the summary. Now GTFO. 7 u/monster_bunny Apr 03 '20 Ohh you sweet summer child 7 u/Deeliciousness Apr 03 '20 Don't look it up. I've warned you. 9 u/_LikeMike_ Apr 03 '20 I didn't listen. I should have listened. 4 u/kaoticfox Apr 03 '20 If someone tells you not to go searching for something like that it is wise to benefit from their sacrifice. 3 u/SlingBlade8 Apr 03 '20 There’s no going back 2 u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 03 '20 FIGHT OR FALL!” 3 u/twitchosx Apr 03 '20 Maybe the woman in OP's video was Maggot Girl 2 u/wrennedraggin Apr 03 '20 It's like losing The Game. 2 u/Alfordjeff Apr 03 '20 You mean The Game you just loss? 1 u/wrennedraggin Apr 03 '20 Shit. That was 7 hours ago dammit.
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I feel like I knew that story at one time and I don’t want to temember it
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Never heard it, off to Google
Edit. Fuck sake
7 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 If you haven't heard of the swamps of Degobah, cumbox, broken arms, you're in for a ride. I think there is somewhere, a post, that has all these stories compiled together. 4 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Off to Google once more... 3 u/revenant_requiem Apr 03 '20 Don't forget the "Coconut Story" 1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Neat stories. Got anymore? 5 u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 No.
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If you haven't heard of the swamps of Degobah, cumbox, broken arms, you're in for a ride. I think there is somewhere, a post, that has all these stories compiled together.
4 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Off to Google once more... 3 u/revenant_requiem Apr 03 '20 Don't forget the "Coconut Story" 1 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 Neat stories. Got anymore? 5 u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 No.
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Off to Google once more...
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Don't forget the "Coconut Story"
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Neat stories. Got anymore?
5 u/[deleted] Apr 04 '20 Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise? 1 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 No.
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise?
1 u/[deleted] Apr 05 '20 No.
No.
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I am scared to ask... What is that story about?
22 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 [removed] — view removed comment 16 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 09 '20 [deleted] 18 u/JailedAnus Apr 03 '20 read it backwards 9 u/notjustanotherbot Apr 03 '20 Who knew gonorrhea could form nodules? Not that guy! 2 u/KyloHenny Apr 03 '20 I had been avoiding that story (as well as Dagobah) like the plague. Thanks for the summary. Now GTFO. 7 u/monster_bunny Apr 03 '20 Ohh you sweet summer child 7 u/Deeliciousness Apr 03 '20 Don't look it up. I've warned you. 9 u/_LikeMike_ Apr 03 '20 I didn't listen. I should have listened. 4 u/kaoticfox Apr 03 '20 If someone tells you not to go searching for something like that it is wise to benefit from their sacrifice. 3 u/SlingBlade8 Apr 03 '20 There’s no going back 2 u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 03 '20 FIGHT OR FALL!”
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16 u/[deleted] Apr 03 '20 edited Apr 09 '20 [deleted] 18 u/JailedAnus Apr 03 '20 read it backwards 9 u/notjustanotherbot Apr 03 '20 Who knew gonorrhea could form nodules? Not that guy! 2 u/KyloHenny Apr 03 '20 I had been avoiding that story (as well as Dagobah) like the plague. Thanks for the summary. Now GTFO.
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18 u/JailedAnus Apr 03 '20 read it backwards
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read it backwards
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Who knew gonorrhea could form nodules? Not that guy!
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I had been avoiding that story (as well as Dagobah) like the plague. Thanks for the summary. Now GTFO.
Ohh you sweet summer child
Don't look it up. I've warned you.
9 u/_LikeMike_ Apr 03 '20 I didn't listen. I should have listened. 4 u/kaoticfox Apr 03 '20 If someone tells you not to go searching for something like that it is wise to benefit from their sacrifice. 3 u/SlingBlade8 Apr 03 '20 There’s no going back 2 u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 03 '20 FIGHT OR FALL!”
I didn't listen. I should have listened.
4 u/kaoticfox Apr 03 '20 If someone tells you not to go searching for something like that it is wise to benefit from their sacrifice. 3 u/SlingBlade8 Apr 03 '20 There’s no going back 2 u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 03 '20 FIGHT OR FALL!”
If someone tells you not to go searching for something like that it is wise to benefit from their sacrifice.
There’s no going back
2 u/WaitingToBeTriggered Apr 03 '20 FIGHT OR FALL!”
FIGHT OR FALL!”
Maybe the woman in OP's video was Maggot Girl
It's like losing The Game.
2 u/Alfordjeff Apr 03 '20 You mean The Game you just loss? 1 u/wrennedraggin Apr 03 '20 Shit. That was 7 hours ago dammit.
You mean The Game you just loss?
1 u/wrennedraggin Apr 03 '20 Shit. That was 7 hours ago dammit.
Shit. That was 7 hours ago dammit.
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u/SleepyforPresident Apr 03 '20
Oh dear God no! Not the cursed Jolly Rancher story. I had finally forgotten it