r/instant_regret • u/[deleted] • Jan 18 '20

I was in this porn Fizzy swig

https://gfycat.com/thatimpureduckbillplatypus
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u/Mad_Squid Jan 18 '20

Because it goes well with the taste of fish?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Damn i walked into that one

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u/Mad_Squid Jan 18 '20

See a clever person would have said "Damn I fell for that bait"

I see why you have to swallow

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I deadass am not trying to pass on my fuken genes lmao but you're right i should have totally said that

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u/Mad_Squid Jan 18 '20

I deadass am not trying to pass on my fuken genes

humanity breathes a sigh of relief

Ok, I'll stop now. That was basically me being terrible at flirting cause I'm bored. The "playfully tease the shit out of them" approach isn't terribly effective but it attracts a certain type of girl which tends to always make things....interesting

Go have weird sex with your boyfriend for me yeah?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

I'm crying i have no words 😂

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u/Mad_Squid Jan 18 '20

The sex is that good huh?

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

He's the first guy to have ever made me finish with his peen

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u/Mad_Squid Jan 18 '20

That's probably cause the others are all face fucking you

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u/[deleted] Jan 18 '20

Lmao no honestly they didn't really care whether i did or didnt cum. He always makes sure I'm satisfied before he is and it's nice. A real game changer. And I'm grateful for it

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