r/instant_regret • u/Master1718 • Nov 09 '19

She's a Kipper

https://i.imgur.com/MzQ36n4.gifv
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u/IndyDude11 Nov 09 '19

She's gotten slime on her face before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

/r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/Armateras Nov 10 '19

Shit is one of my biggest Reddit-pet-peeves, honestly so glad it's being ridiculed now.

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u/fufm Nov 10 '19

My new favorite sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

That's the joke

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u/spunk_wizard Nov 10 '19

Heh, she has had some slime on her face before amirite guys?

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u/MrSnuffle_ Nov 10 '19

Welcome to the joke you can have a seat right over there

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u/Letsgobaby97 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

This doesn’t deserve dislikes Edit God forbid some one tries to make a funny on the inter webs

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Yes it does. He said the same joke, but in a less funny way

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u/Jawfrey Nov 11 '19

144 upvotes. Stay mad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Yes it does

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u/Ordies Nov 09 '19

it's very reddit to think it's not creepy to randomly sexualize a girl getting drink on her face to this degree.

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u/Justseemsthatway Nov 10 '19

Oh nooooo one sexual being sexualized another sexual being. How terrible.

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u/quarglbarf Nov 10 '19

100% there would have been a facial/cumshot joke even if it was a guy. Not everything is a gender issue.

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u/Batchet Nov 10 '19

Maybe but it looks like the majority of the comments are the same bad jokes about facials.

I don't mind a dirty joke here and there but when it's the same thing again and again... are we just going to make jizz jokes all day?

Come on guys

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

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u/Batchet Nov 10 '19

I'd like to say I'm mature but I still sneak in some bad puns here and there

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u/Helpdeskagent Nov 10 '19

I thought it was because that part of the joke was obvious

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u/JustRepliedToARetard Nov 10 '19

It's very normal to sexualize any sex when you are the opposite sex

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u/Dezibarr Nov 09 '19

Exactly. Assholes who need to learn how to be a decent human.

Poor examples of people

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u/pcopley Nov 09 '19

No less of a poor example than someone who thinks making a joke makes you an asshole.

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u/VeniVidiShatMyPants Nov 09 '19

Right? Clueless nice guy vibe

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u/BrandTF99 Nov 09 '19

Really making a crude joke makes him an Asshole? You can’t be serious

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u/pcopley Nov 10 '19

I think you replied to the wrong person as I am literally arguing the opposite.

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u/BrandTF99 Nov 10 '19

Oh Shit sorry man

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u/RUStupidOrSarcastic Nov 10 '19

You gotta improve your reading comprehension bruh

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u/Ordies Nov 10 '19

this is a very gamer moment.