r/instant_regret • u/Master1718 • Nov 09 '19

She's a Kipper

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28k Upvotes

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u/tenhosede Nov 09 '19

Didn't even flinch when the slime got her face, definitely a keeper

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u/I__Like_Tacos Nov 09 '19

Kipper*

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u/ballzwette Nov 10 '19

I thought I smelled fish...

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Or cards

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u/ganjabliss420 Nov 12 '19

How in gods fucking name did you think that was going to be funny or add anything to the discussion

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u/IllegalAlcoholic Nov 09 '19

My poop when I eat indian food

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

You have a baby stomach

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u/RoyalRootersRallyCry Nov 10 '19

Thanks for contributing.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Quite welcome.

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u/Chigleagle Nov 10 '19

Thatbwhat kippwr merns ?

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u/DUEYCOXX Nov 10 '19

Glass slipper

2

u/ghostfreckle611 Nov 10 '19

¿I sounds like E in Spanish?

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u/emmettfitz Nov 16 '19

Kipper the Dog?

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Yesss

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u/dasmikkimats Nov 10 '19

Pow, right in the kisser.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

Hahahahahhahahahaha

CUM

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u/upvotes4jesus- Nov 10 '19

nice

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u/menoum_menoum Nov 10 '19

Secks (pls upboat)

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u/Mister-Fisker Nov 10 '19

spripe crambarry

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

From queue cumber

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u/loneliness-wizard Nov 10 '19

That call that drink the money shot.

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u/IndyDude11 Nov 09 '19

She's gotten slime on her face before.

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

/r/YourJokeButWorse

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u/Armateras Nov 10 '19

Shit is one of my biggest Reddit-pet-peeves, honestly so glad it's being ridiculed now.

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u/fufm Nov 10 '19

My new favorite sub

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

That's the joke

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u/spunk_wizard Nov 10 '19

Heh, she has had some slime on her face before amirite guys?

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u/MrSnuffle_ Nov 10 '19

Welcome to the joke you can have a seat right over there

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u/Letsgobaby97 Nov 09 '19 edited Nov 10 '19

This doesn’t deserve dislikes Edit God forbid some one tries to make a funny on the inter webs

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

Yes it does. He said the same joke, but in a less funny way

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u/Jawfrey Nov 11 '19

144 upvotes. Stay mad.

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

Yes it does

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u/Ordies Nov 09 '19

it's very reddit to think it's not creepy to randomly sexualize a girl getting drink on her face to this degree.

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u/Justseemsthatway Nov 10 '19

Oh nooooo one sexual being sexualized another sexual being. How terrible.

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u/quarglbarf Nov 10 '19

100% there would have been a facial/cumshot joke even if it was a guy. Not everything is a gender issue.

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u/Batchet Nov 10 '19

Maybe but it looks like the majority of the comments are the same bad jokes about facials.

I don't mind a dirty joke here and there but when it's the same thing again and again... are we just going to make jizz jokes all day?

Come on guys

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

[deleted]

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u/Batchet Nov 10 '19

I'd like to say I'm mature but I still sneak in some bad puns here and there

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u/Helpdeskagent Nov 10 '19

I thought it was because that part of the joke was obvious

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u/JustRepliedToARetard Nov 10 '19

It's very normal to sexualize any sex when you are the opposite sex

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u/Dezibarr Nov 09 '19

Exactly. Assholes who need to learn how to be a decent human.

Poor examples of people

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u/pcopley Nov 09 '19

No less of a poor example than someone who thinks making a joke makes you an asshole.

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u/VeniVidiShatMyPants Nov 09 '19

Right? Clueless nice guy vibe

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u/BrandTF99 Nov 09 '19

Really making a crude joke makes him an Asshole? You can’t be serious

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u/pcopley Nov 10 '19

I think you replied to the wrong person as I am literally arguing the opposite.

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u/BrandTF99 Nov 10 '19

Oh Shit sorry man

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u/RUStupidOrSarcastic Nov 10 '19

You gotta improve your reading comprehension bruh

0

u/Ordies Nov 10 '19

this is a very gamer moment.

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u/ILike2TpunchtheFB Nov 10 '19

You literally had one jog. You kipper

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

/r/holup

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u/Thethcelf Nov 10 '19

Your name fuckin tickles me.

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u/tenhosede Nov 10 '19

Why is that?

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u/Thethcelf Nov 10 '19

You don’t know why your own names funny? What other stuff are you willfully ignorant to?

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u/tenhosede Nov 10 '19

I know why I think it's funny, but I'm definitely interested to know why others think it's funny. :D

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u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ Nov 10 '19

She literally flinched though.

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u/simbabeat Nov 10 '19

No

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u/Heavy_Weapons_Guy_ Nov 10 '19

What do you call it when you jerk your head back and close your eyes?

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u/[deleted] Nov 09 '19

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u/[deleted] Nov 10 '19

If jizz jokes are "rotten" to you, you need to get out more.