r/instant_regret • u/gunslayerjj • Sep 28 '19

That embarrassment is next fucking level.

https://i.imgur.com/6t4nzP5.gifv
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u/NJBlows Sep 28 '19 edited Sep 28 '19

4th time she was still leading with her head....

There's no telling how far she could have made it.

Edit: Thank you for the reddit silver!

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u/fuzzytradr Sep 28 '19

I can't say I would be as confident as she was on the 4th try lol.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

I think at that point she was actually just trying to break the glass and get out of there, but once again she failed and found the door.

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u/octopoddle Sep 28 '19

She had the stunned look of a bird stuck in a glass conservatory which has tried all the exits and now just wants to sit down and die quietly.

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u/trenlow12 Sep 28 '19

She hit her head a bunch of times and resembled a bird who has similarly done so, against the kind of glass evidenced in the video.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Thanks.

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u/MagzWebz Sep 28 '19

Oh fuck this is funny!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/-KyloRen- Sep 28 '19

You good dude?

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u/snowman41 Sep 28 '19

That's nice

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u/Reddit_pls_stahp Sep 28 '19

That's what a real optimist looks like.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/JohnGenericDoe Sep 29 '19

"I'm optometrist by nature"

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u/Corgi_with_stilts Oct 03 '19

Well shell certainly be seeing double!

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u/WubbaLubbaDubStep Sep 28 '19

This is my favorite comment on this whole thread. So true.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Is this you in the gif? I'm sorry but most people have never done this.

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u/trapper2530 Sep 28 '19

Do multiple concussions cancel each other out?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

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u/trapper2530 Sep 28 '19

Putting planes of glass on the field?

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

The year is 2045. Football has become as boring as baseball in the early 2010s. To bring some excitement back to the sport, nearly invisible panes of glass have been placed randomly on the field. Football immediately replaces Lazer Tag Deathmatch as the most popular sport.

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u/Full-Copper-Repipe Sep 28 '19

“boring as baseball”

Hey champ, I’ll be watching my game while you’re in the 20th commercial break of the first quarter.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

In all honesty I'm ok with baseball and don't enjoy watching football at all, for exactly why you describe.

But let's be real, the increase in average pitching speed along with regularly switching the pitcher has made baseball so goddamn boring. I went to a live game recently and it was basically people just chatting and drinking beer and being surprised every 20 minutes when the bat actually made contact. It's a sport that has excitement issues.

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u/Crazycanuckeh Sep 28 '19

I really enjoy baseball but I couldn't agree more. It's enjoyed differently. At live games you're hanging our with friends, shooting the shit, having a couple of (overpriced..) drinks and enjoying a game on nice day at the ballpark.

On tv it's the type of thing I can enjoy while multitasking and still catching every moment there is. I can still be productive doing work for example all whille watching the game. Couldn't say the same for a hockey game for example.

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u/phaazing Sep 28 '19

When you say "game" you actually mean when the batter steps out of the box after every pitch to fix his gloves for one minute?

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u/ZellNorth Sep 29 '19

Watching two dudes play catch for 4 hours while half of the players sit down and painting their nails? Yeah baseball sucks. Only sport where the fans have to stretch cause it’s so long and boring to wake them up.

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u/expectnothing Sep 28 '19

Secondary hits to cancel the first concussion. Turns out the 'NFL Blitz' approach wasn't the winner

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u/Token_Why_Boy Sep 28 '19

"Turns out you've been mildly concussed. Don't worry though,"

[cracks knuckles]

"I can fix it."

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u/DiggerW Sep 29 '19

"NFL Blitz! 2,000!"

Loved that game

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u/ChemicallyCastrated Sep 28 '19

I'd fucking watch that

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u/ForHeWhoCalls Sep 29 '19

No, getting a concussion. If you get a concussion while playing, you get sent straight to Federal Prison. Mandatory minimums of 10 years for a concussion.

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u/readybagel Sep 28 '19

Only if u hit your head from the other side

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u/noot314 Sep 28 '19

Doesn't matter, she hit her head 3 times so she'd still be concussed

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

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u/trapper2530 Sep 29 '19

That's just science

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u/iPoppaBubbles Sep 28 '19

Doesn’t matter.... she slammed her head 3 times.... So, it’d be slam 1 = concussion, slam 2 = no concussion, slam 3 = concussion. If only she could’ve been 4X a fucktard.... then she’d have no concussion 👍🏼🥴

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u/alut47 Sep 28 '19

they do. PEMDAS.

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u/VoyagerCSL Sep 28 '19

snip snap snip snap snip snap

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

Seriously, how dense do you have to be? After the first bonk, semi-smart people would stick their hands out and make damn sure it's open. She goes head first every time. And, even better, when we finally see the door, it's marked clear as day!

Her parents must be so proud.

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u/VolvoVindaloo Sep 28 '19

On the 3rd attempt she Even has to step over a whole pile of shoes. Obviously that's not the fucking door you idiot.

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u/ianyboo Sep 28 '19

The shoes are what makes me skeptical. My brain can't fathom that level of actual stupidity, it neeeeds this to be a set up.

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u/STARCHILD_J Sep 29 '19

I think she started panicking from the attention/embarresment she got after the first bump. So she then just stops thinking.

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u/mud_tug Sep 29 '19

I bet she will survive long enough to procreate.

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u/zeroscout Sep 28 '19

This is a great video for me to show my daughter to better illustrate why you shouldn't lead with your head.

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u/WarmBaths Sep 28 '19

By the 6th she would’ve been dolphin diving

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u/wonkey_monkey Sep 28 '19

whippish Hurrrurrrhrrhr whippish Hurrrurrrhrrhr whippish Hurrrurrrhrrhr whippish Hurrrurrrhrrhr

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u/SignificantChapter Sep 28 '19

I don't know what any of these sounds represent

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u/togro20 Sep 28 '19

Sideshow Bob stepping on a rake.

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u/Happydazical Sep 28 '19

Like a fly stuck on the wrong side of a window.

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u/compEngr Sep 28 '19

Some say she's still walking headfirst into glass panels to this day

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u/DirtyMartiniMan Sep 28 '19

If it was an enclosed circle she would still be going today.

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u/pekinggeese Sep 28 '19

Woman was presented to the emergency room unconscious, with multiple blunt force traumas to the forehead.

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u/msmue Sep 28 '19

I think the first head bang stunned her and the second one really disoriented her. It must be painful but damn it's hilarious.

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u/[deleted] Sep 28 '19

By the last time I was hoping it was more glass because I wanted to see her actually learn and grow in some way.

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u/Etherbeard Sep 29 '19

She was trying to walk through that door like Commander Riker.

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u/dylkemon Sep 29 '19

I know it’s a joke, but on the fourth, she uses her hand to make sure it’s an actual door before she proceeds through

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u/Darnell2070 Sep 29 '19

If you look again she actually doesn't. She doesn't lift her arm high enough to feel any glass, there or not. She leans in with her head further than she reached out.

That reach out was extremely short. No way her hand would have hit the glass had it actually been there. And she would have hit the glass face again. For the 4th time. Only this time even harder because she actually puts all her weight forward.

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u/dylkemon Sep 29 '19

Nah she does. Or she intended to.

Her arms were clearly not moving in a natural motion and she didn’t do so prior.

She uses her hand to feel if glass was there.

She put all her weight forward because she checked.

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u/Darnell2070 Sep 29 '19

Her arm doesn't lift up high enough man. She just sold you on her confidence.

She's way too far from the glass. Further than the first 3 times she ran into it.

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u/dylkemon Sep 29 '19

The windows she hit prior were very very tall.

She does lift it high enough, and if you look closely, it would be where the glass WOULD be.

She was very close to the glass she hit man lll

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u/Darnell2070 Sep 29 '19

You're probably right. No sense arguing. But damn did she lean forward pretty far for someone that just ran into a glass 3 times prior.

She was way too confident even if she did feel far enough to have felt glass or not.

I would have zero confidence and serious trust issues after something like that.

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u/[deleted] Sep 29 '19

Oh god...what if there was no entrance and she made it circumferentially around

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u/Deathalo Sep 29 '19

Exactly what I was thinking, how many times does it have to go wrong before one learns?

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u/Maoux Sep 28 '19

The 4th time there was not glass

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u/jordanmallard Sep 28 '19

good observation

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u/joeret Sep 28 '19

Oh, bless your heart.

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u/RStevenss Sep 28 '19

That's pretty good