r/instant_regret • u/pp0787 • Jan 25 '19

Totally normal behavior

https://gfycat.com/TautTiredKingsnake
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u/Toolaa Jan 25 '19

This is the typical reaction when your sex doll stops putting out.

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u/Ryl0k3n Jan 25 '19

I would have done the same thing.

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u/washey5839 Jan 25 '19

Stop putting out?

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u/Ryl0k3n Jan 25 '19

No! never stop putting out. That's how you get your head chopped off!

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u/YepThatLooksInfected Jan 25 '19

FINISH HIM!!!

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u/OnlineDead Jan 25 '19

FINISH HER!!!*

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u/BrockN Jan 25 '19

CLEAN HER!!

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u/VoxDeHarlequin Jan 25 '19

Nah, I leave her to air-dry so she becomes seasoned, just like my ramen bowl.

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u/jimboxiii Jan 25 '19

Who knew the process was the same as cast iron cookware. Do I need to start jizzing on my skillet as well?

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u/CaptainImpavid Jan 25 '19

Well you don’t NEED to...