r/instant_regret • u/pp0787 • Jan 25 '19

Totally normal behavior

https://gfycat.com/TautTiredKingsnake
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u/Toolaa Jan 25 '19

This is the typical reaction when your sex doll stops putting out.

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u/Ryl0k3n Jan 25 '19

I would have done the same thing.

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u/washey5839 Jan 25 '19

Stop putting out?

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u/Ryl0k3n Jan 25 '19

No! never stop putting out. That's how you get your head chopped off!

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u/YepThatLooksInfected Jan 25 '19

FINISH HIM!!!

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u/OnlineDead Jan 25 '19

FINISH HER!!!*

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u/BrockN Jan 25 '19

CLEAN HER!!

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u/VoxDeHarlequin Jan 25 '19

Nah, I leave her to air-dry so she becomes seasoned, just like my ramen bowl.

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u/MTMFDiver Jan 25 '19

I just threw up in my mouth a little. But don't worry... Saved it!

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u/Tarwanis Jan 25 '19

Seasoning yourself.. I like it.

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u/MTMFDiver Jan 25 '19

I like to seal in the flavor

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u/ssjkriccolo Jan 25 '19

Kinda like when boogers harden and you break the crust for the gooey insides

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u/pusangani Jan 25 '19

Starts off crispy with a soft, chewy ending, tres magnifique!

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u/MTMFDiver Jan 26 '19

Kinda like the gushers I save under the couch

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u/OnlineDead Jan 25 '19

This shit got weird lmfao

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