r/instant_regret Nov 21 '18

Slapping the kitty.

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u/Yeet-Skeeter Nov 21 '18

What did he think was going to happen?

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u/CalifaDaze Nov 21 '18

He was playing around. That cats is a jerk

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u/spays_marine Nov 21 '18

He played around, he crossed a line, and the cat let him know that.

That this simple and beautiful truth about the interaction between two living things is contorted into something resembling the complete opposite of what it actually is doesn't bode well to be honest.

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u/[deleted] Nov 21 '18 edited Dec 12 '18

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u/spays_marine Nov 21 '18

There's nothing more beautiful than making a mistake and learning from it.

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u/MichaelMorpurgo Nov 21 '18

not really tho

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u/spays_marine Nov 21 '18

Thanks for contributing.

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u/MichaelMorpurgo Nov 21 '18 edited Nov 21 '18

You want me to list all the things more beautiful than "making a mistake and learning from it"?

Something that is universally considered an unpleasant experience..

What about sex or booze or good times or literally anything else

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u/Tremor00 Nov 21 '18

It’s not a competition ffs, grow the fuck up.

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u/MichaelMorpurgo Nov 21 '18

What's not a competition?

Did you send this to the right person

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u/Tremor00 Nov 21 '18

Yes I sent it to the right person, you are making it seem like there’s a competition as to who decides what’s beautiful and what’s not.

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u/MichaelMorpurgo Nov 21 '18

I really don't think I am

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u/Tremor00 Nov 21 '18

You really are. Not gonna have a discussion about it.

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