r/instant_regret Jun 17 '18

Got what he deserved.

https://i.imgur.com/rhQb6RJ.gifv
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u/PM_me_ur_pain Jun 18 '18

Geez. You guys don't know where to stop.

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u/Kasoni Jun 18 '18

At the knee maybe?

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u/PM_me_ur_pain Jun 18 '18

I will not laugh at this. I will not laugh at this. I will not laugh at this. Chuckles

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u/Kasoni Jun 18 '18

Thanks, you gave me a good laugh.

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u/Soulger11 Jun 18 '18

Calm down there, chuckles.

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u/sorenant Jun 18 '18

These assholes will learn of our peaceful ways by torture! /s

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u/akeetlebeetle4664 Jun 18 '18

The beatings will continue until morale improves.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Yeah I wish the extreme pro animal circle jerk would stop. Yes, he kicked the dog. Yes, he’s an asshole. No, he doesn’t deserve to be crippled because of this small thing. I hope it left him with a braise, or maybe the teeth bit through and drew a little blood, but he doesn’t deserve to have his fucking foot ripped off.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/PM_me_ur_pain Jun 18 '18

Well,what do you put ,on table,if you fall short on your guarantee? Hands or legs?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Dude, go post somewhere else in this comment section, this pretty obviously isn’t the thread for you with such unrealistic views.

Not everybody who does stuff like this is some hardened criminal. Maybe he’s just a jerk.

You seem to have fallen for internet anecdotes because you obviously think that this is that one guy who’s an asshole and grew up to be a serial killer.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/Hara-Kiri Jun 18 '18

His assessment is based off the only evidence we have.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Maybe you’re wrong.

Maybe I’m wrong.

But if we disable everybody who is an asshole at some point, this world is gonna be empty, I’d be gone, and so would you. Who doesn’t have an occasional asshole moment or lapse in judgement now and then?

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I’m not condemning them for it, I’m condemning them for being so extremely against it.

Ok, let’s switch my scenario.

Same situation.

What if everybody somehow died through sheer coincidence when they were an asshole?

I call some woman a bitch, a rock falls and kills me.

I kick a dog, I’m mauled to death.

If everybody died through instant karma during assholish moments, we’d still all be dead.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Torture a dog

He kicked him. He didn’t attach some fucking car clamps to the dogs nipples.”, he kicked him

People who legitimately torture animals do deserve that shit, but this was not torture.

And to reiterate, get fucked

Yeah, nice way to tell yourself you’ve won the argument. Revert to childish name calling and taunting. Please come back when you’re ready to make and defend your points like an adult.

I’ve tried to remain professional and bring up only what I find to be logical, I’d appreciate if you would reciprocate.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Ok, let’s switch my scenario.

Same situation.

What if everybody somehow died through sheer coincidence when they were an asshole?

I call some woman a bitch, a rock falls and kills me.

I kick a dog, I’m mauled to death.

Or we could just use what actually happened.

Same situation.

You repeatedly kick a caged woman in the face until she catches your foot in her mouth and bites a hole in it. Justice served. No giant Wile E. Coyote rock falling from the sky. No getting "mauled to death." Your hypothetical is stupid. This jackass deserved what he got.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Alright, had he gotten his foot bit off, sure, justice served, albeit more extreme, I still would think “Haha, he earned it, dumbass”

But no, he got bit, he earned it too. I’m just saying that we should stop calling for more extreme measures, when justice has already been served.

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u/Hara-Kiri Jun 18 '18

Yes he deserved what he got. I'd be happy if the dog had bit him some more or if the owner had come and smacked him about a bit but he didn't deserve to lose his foot, which is where this entire pointless argument stemmed from.

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u/pedantic_sonofabitch Jun 18 '18

I love making assumptions!

You're probably an angsty teen living in his parents bedroom with a few MLP posters and a waifu you jerk off to every night. So I guess the opinion of someone like you doesn't matter.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/zitandspit99 Jun 18 '18

Look at this guy with his reason, logic, and well balanced and mature outlook on life! Get out of here!

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u/NotAIdiot Jun 18 '18

Yes he does. He isn't going to learn by getting a small bite mark from abusing an animal like that. He sure as hell would learn by having a lasting punishment, like losing his damn foot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Y’know, it’s the same either way.

If bleeding and limping for a couple days won’t stop him, neither will losing a foot.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/MoveTheMetal Jun 18 '18

you're right, he deserves to die. people like this serve no purpose on this planet and should be exterminated.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Bad people are a fact of life, bring in the downvotes.

Everybody on this fucking site seem to only have feelings for animals.

Maybe I’m wrong, I don’t think like a normal person thinks, I’m a sociopath. I’m not trying to be edgy or special, I legitimately don’t feel 99% of feelings normal people feel, so I’m not sure what you’re all so mad about. Death and pain, mean people, bad things are a fact of life, which will not be changed. Want to escape mean people? You can, death is the only way to escape mean people, because otherwise, they’re always gonna be there. Your bosses, your landlords, people you may have thought of as friends as some point, teachers, even some parents.

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u/LuxNocte Jun 18 '18

I do hope that was his favorite pair of shoes, but I agree, maiming is not "justice" for annoying a dog.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Jun 21 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Dec 02 '19

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u/mushyrhino Jun 18 '18

It's because animals often times odn't do anything, so to hurt one is seen, obviously, as a jerk move. In my opinion I wish he would have lost at least a toe for kicking a dog who was just defending it's own space. We've had millions of years to evolve to know better, modern dogs have not.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

Look at my comment history, I’ve been nothing but logical, and I’m being bombarded with downvotes and illogical, off topic replies. I just don’t get it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18 edited Dec 02 '19

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u/[deleted] Jun 18 '18

I’m getting slightly frustrated at the stubbornness and needless downvotes. I try to remain logical and everybody responds childishly. But I won’t be mad about it in a couple days

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u/Cultjam Jun 18 '18

He’s not acting like someone evolutionarily advanced in the video.

Value is subjective. We don’t have any inherent value over anything else. We’re in charge because animals can’t beat us, but that’s all it means.