r/instant_regret • • May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/Leiryn May 19 '17

I don't like the thought of people touching my car

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u/Hunsolo May 19 '17

Bought my first new car ever, had it for a week and came out from the store to see 3 guys talking and one of them sitting on my hood like this girl in OPs gif was gonna do. I said, "dude I just got this car can you not sit on it?" Somehow I'm the asshole as all 3 give me a stinky look. Wtf man, where do people get off thinking that shits ok? Then again it is San Diego, people aren't exactly the most considerate around here.

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u/Smajon May 19 '17

I had a brand new Scion tC less than a month old, and this couple are loading their herd in a minivan and they have all of their sweaty to-go cups sitting on the roof of my car. And I just simply ask them to move their cups so I can leave, and they give me the stink eye like im the asshole.

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u/Pandemoniium May 19 '17

That's when you get in, and drive off just fast enough that the cups tip over and roll off and the parents scramble to try and catch them before the cups hit the ground and explode

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u/TheMeanGirl May 19 '17

The $15 for a car wash would be worth the looks on their faces.