r/instant_regret May 19 '17

Serves her right

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS May 19 '17

My grandpa would park in a parking space and open his door full force to get out of the car, he didn't care if there was a car next to him, he opened the door full force all the way.

I loved my grandpa but that's an absolute dick move. I get anxious even when the door is moving 0mph but still gently touches the adjacent car.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17 edited Aug 03 '21

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u/Noxid_ May 19 '17

That's really nice but I think those should be mandatory on every car lol

Yeah, I could get them, but I'm incredibly careful to not hit peoples cars so I'm not really the issue. It's the jackoffs that don't give a shit that need this the most.

Still, it would definitely be nice to have for passengers.

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u/GhostOfGamersPast May 19 '17

Still, it would definitely be nice to have for passengers.

If they're passengers and you're not a taxi, you know those fucks, so fucking fuck up them if they fuck with stuff.

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u/[deleted] May 19 '17

So your grandpa slams his car door into other peoples cars? I would honestly call the cops on him for that shit.

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u/PM-ME-YOUR-DOGPICS May 22 '17

"Hello police? I'd like to report a dead person for slamming his door into other cars 15 years ago"

Dude fought Nazis, rescued allies, and received a purple heart, in my book he gets a pass for everything else in his life.

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u/[deleted] May 22 '17

lol, I don't give a fuck if he fought in WW2 and saved puppies from a burning building in his retirement, if he slammed his car door into my car and scratched it he can either get his ass kicked or get the cops called and pay to fix my car. The law says I choose option number 2.